PERSONAL

1. What is the darkest thought you’ve ever had? What about the darkest thing you’ve never told anybody?

2. Is there something out there, a thought, an idea, a current event, or a fear that you find deeply unsettling?

3. What would you consider to be your deepest fear? (This question can be really telling of the depth or lack thereof of a person.)

4. Is there an activity that calms you? A place or a thing that makes you feel at ease?

5. What makes you feel uneasy? Overwhelmed? Anxious?

6. What is your favorite song and why?

7. Do you have a favorite book? A line in a piece of literature? A poem? Why do you relate to it?

8. What scene in a movie has evoked the most feelings out of you?

9. What do you do or where do you go when you need to be alone?

10. What makes you feel like you need to be alone?

11. Can you remember a time in your life you felt the most alive? Tell me everything about that memory.

12. When have you felt the lowest in your life?

13. Where have you felt the most failure? The most success?

14. Tell me about the facts or harsh truths you choose to ignore but know you shouldn’t.

15. When have you felt like you were living life to the fullest? When have you felt like you weren’t?

16. What is the first lie you ever told? Which is the biggest?

17. What is the first secret you ever kept from anybody? Which is the biggest?

18. Are you a religious or spiritual person? Tell me why and tell me how.

19. Have you always had the same political beliefs? Is there something that impacted them?

20. Where do you find meaning in your life?

21. Have you ever been in love? Tell me about the times you have been.

22. Tell me about the times someone broke your heart.

23. Why did you cry the last time you did so?

24. Have you ever cried tears of joy?

25. What did you do when you hurt someone the most?

26. If your life was a movie or a book what would be the title to it?

27. When have you caused the most harm to yourself?

28. What has been the biggest change you ever made that made you the most proud of yourself?

29. Think about the people you love the most in your life, what do you do for them?

30. Is home for you a place or a feeling? Describe that place or describe that feeling.

31. If you could be anywhere other than where you are right now, where would you be and what would you be looking at?

32. Have you ever questioned your sanity and why?

33. What is your most cherished childhood memory?

34. Have you ever had dreams about a past life?

35. Do you have any recurring dreams or nightmares?

PHILOSOPHICAL

36. Do you believe more in fate or that we are the creators of our own destinies because we are governed by free will?

37. Do you believe in extraterrestrial life? Elaborate on why or why not.

38. Would you find more comfort in the theoretical idea that that we were the most advanced species in outer space or would you find more comfort in the idea that we weren’t?

39. What would be your thought process if you were presented with irrefutable evidence that a god didn’t exist? What would be your thought process if you were presented with irrefutable evidence that a god
did exist?

40. What do you think was there before the universe came into creation?

41. Do you believe in other dimensions and parallel universes?

42. How do you define art?

43. If you could have the option of eradicating pain from your life would you choose to do so? Why or why not?

44. Is a life exclusive to pleasure (no suffering) worthwhile?

45. What do you think happens after death, if anything?

46. If you could be given the date of your death would you want to know it?

47. Presented with the opportunity to be immortal would you take it?

48. Would you rather be loved or love?

49. How do you define beauty?

50. Where does happiness come from? Define what happiness means to you.

51. Do you believe yourself to be truly free? If so, why? If not, what is holding you back?

52. Deja-vu: is there anything to it or merely coincidence?

floralgardenswitches:

letsriddlemethislucifer:

It’s most likely:

• I didn’t see it
  
• My muse at that time is tired out and needs rest
• I’m tired and would like a break from the thread for a bit
• I’m swamped with other threads or asks
• I’m not entirely in that certain muse role at the time
• It’s in my drafts and I’m planning to respond to it when I can
• I’m having real life Issues and/or other issues with MYSELF
• Malfunction in the activities or tags or even skype itself

Not because:

• I’m ignoring it
  
• I dislike your muse
• I dislike you
• I’m pissed at you
• I’m disgusted
• You didn’t follow me back

PLEASE remember that you are NOT a nuisance. Just because I don’t reply to messages, asks, or threads at the time; it doesn’t mean I hate you. It just means I’m taking care of other things and am waiting as well to get back to you!

littlelovelymemes:

✰ * º ❛ even more popular text posts ask meme. ❜

‘  getting the fuck over things is the best!  ’
‘  i love the concept. never tried it, but it’s a hell of a concept!  ’
‘  you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how i want my heart to feel.  ’
‘  when dogs say boof instead of barking. reblog if u agree  ’
‘  where does a mansplainer get his water? from a well, actually.  ’
‘  do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?  ’
‘  if i had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me.  ’
‘  will anyone ever fall in love with my boring ass???  ’
‘  date a girl who keeps a post-it note over her webcam bc the government is watching her.  ’
‘  the difference between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. is late as fuck and early as hell.  ’
‘  does anyone else get language cravings? like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little danish.   ’
‘  kinda want a relationship. kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me.  ’
‘  fuck boys, I only trust rice.  ’
‘  whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give.  ’
‘  luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.”  ’
‘  mood: saying “mood” to everything.  ’
‘  i’m really bad at conversations. sorry if i’ve ever talked to you  ’
‘  share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach.  ’
‘  the struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7.  ’
‘  i’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. with everything and everyone. we will see.  ’
‘  while extroverts get their energy by being around other people, i (an introvert), get energy from being hit by a train. more or less.  
 ’
‘  a cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science.  ’
‘  i’m going to cry i’m so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water.  ’
‘  why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill, i mean shit i don’t even know who my mayor is.  ’
‘  when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.  ’
‘  YOU KNOW WHAT’S EXTREMELY TOXIC? JEALOUSY, turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis, but it’s just the price i pay  ’
‘  two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music.  ’
‘  move, greg. i have depression and i want the pasta. it’s an emergency.  ’
‘  life problems i anticipated as a child: quicksand, ghosts. life problems i did NOT anticipate as a child: the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.  ’
‘  i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed.  ’
‘  what do u mean i don’t have a social life??? i just went grocery shopping with my mom.  ’
‘  i’m a laid back person with a ton of anxiety.  ’
‘  i can’t hear you over how much i hate my town.  ’
‘  i accidentally vented to them so now i can never speak to them again.  ’
‘  oh sweet, sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me.  ’
‘  “i’m trying my best!!” i say as if my best didn’t pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning.  ’
‘  we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek.  ’
‘  imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you… it’d still be dry like my phone.  ’
‘  it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends.  ’
‘  bamf: bad at making friends.  ’
‘  i hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak… u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger??? get out!!  ’
‘  (to the tune of the final countdown): it’s a mental breakdown!  ’
‘  rip doesn’t even mean rest in peace anymore, it’s just rip.  ’
‘  if you wanna be my friend you gotta put up with me disappearing for weeks at a time and my inability to make emotional connections so be prepared.  ’
‘  “it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t.  ’
‘  why do tv shows get canceled like finish what u fucking started.  ’
‘  the number of messages i’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and i will be cast into hell.  ’
‘  i’m really boring if i’m not comfortable with you.  ’
‘  do you fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone??  ’
‘  just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta.  ’
‘  i need a small loan of $1,000,000.  ’
‘  i’m not the same person i was 2 minutes ago.  ’
‘  where can i find this friendzone i need some friends.  ’
‘  i have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices.  ’
‘  i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem?  ’
‘  i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds.  ’
‘  when someone calls u their best friend out loud > romantic love.  ’
‘  sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on.  ’
‘  if u can afford to spend 12k on a festival to see blink 182 u can afford to die there.  ’
‘  i feel like i’m in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed.  ’
‘  my kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao  ’
‘  dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???  ’
‘  people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto.  ’
‘  my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight.  ’
‘  i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords.  ’
‘  whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich.  ’
‘  i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings. do u feel me??  ’
‘  your smile makes any day a thousand times better.  ’
‘  hey hmu if u wanna fall in love with me.  ’
‘  90′s babies… we getting old.  ’
‘  stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you.  ’
‘  i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover.  ’
‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’
‘  i really do mean all those things i say to you. i hope you know this.  ’
‘   there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you. ’
‘  i love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure i’m safe.  ’
‘  brah fuck it i’m just die.  ’
‘  i won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch.  ’
‘  i’m kiss deprived.  ’
‘  i just want someone to kiss my neck, cuddle me, and play with my hair.  ’
‘  me, two days into spring: do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong?  ’
‘  je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die.  ’
‘  not putting a case on your iphone is like not putting a baby in a car seat.  ’
‘  if i want you, never worry about who wants me.  ’
‘  calling me baby makes me so freakin weak.  ’
‘  i’m a solid 2/10 but i’m kinky and loyal so hmu.  ’
‘  watching documentaries and making out on the couch is my kind of date.  ’
‘  space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky.  ’
‘  date someone who makes it feel like there’s a sunset in your chest every time you look at them.  ’
‘  push me onto the bed and climb on top of me.  ’
‘  hearing “i love you” from the right person feels like a big warm hug.  ’
‘  all the love songs are becoming about you now.  ’
‘  the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved.  ’
‘  avatar: the last airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this.  ’
‘  first of all i love tiddies so jot that down.  ’
‘  fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul.  ’
‘  i really need to be fucked by something other than life.  ’
‘  you are good and kind and the sun shines differently on you.  ’
‘  goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do.  ’

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

• “Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
• “Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
  
• “Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
  
• “I’m not afraid of you.”
  
• “You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
  
• “So…how old are you?”
  

Turning

• “What’s happening to me?!”
  
• “Did you just…bite me?”
  
• “This..hurts…”
  
• “Get away from me!”
  
• “I feel…weirdly stronger…”
  

Newly Turned

• “I’m still not used to this…”
  
• “Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
  
• “Am I supposed to…kill things?”
  
• “I want cool vampire powers.”
  
• “I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
  
• “I have so many questions.”
  

Born a Vampire

• “Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
  
• “We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
  
• “You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
  
• “Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
  
• “I’m actually not that old.”
  

Ancient

• “I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
  
• “Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
  
• “So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
  
• “There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
  
• “I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”
  

Lore

• “I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
• “No, we don’t turn into bats.”
• “Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
• “Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
  
• “I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”
  

Hungry

• “No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
  
• “You’re bleeding…”
  
• “Go. Now. Before I-”
• “Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
  
• “I shouldn’t have waited this long…”
  

fissarsi:

“It scares me what I’m willing to do for you.”

“I don’t care about anyone else, you’re all that matters to me!”

“You know you can’t refuse me anything I ask of you.”

“You know I’d never refuse anything you asked of me.”

“Say the word and I’m yours forever.”

“If you love me as much as you say, then prove it.”

“It’s time that you proved your loyalty to me.”

“I’ll serve you forever if you’ll allow me to do it.”

“What will it take to make you go back on your oath of loyalty?”

“Will you trust me with the rest of your life?”

“My life is in your hands.”

“You’re going to take this gun, you’re going to pull the trigger and you’re going to shoot them. And do you know why? Because I told you to do it.”

“I’d die if you asked me to.”

“You would die if I asked you to.”

“I could stab you in the heart and you would still come crawling back.”

“You can do anything you want to me, I don’t care!”

“I’ll take the fall for you.”

“I want you to take the fall for me.”

“I could never act against you, not even to defend myself.”

“My safety isn’t important! You’re what matters!”

“If hurting me is what makes you happy, then I’m only happy to indulge you.”

inlovewiththeflames:

Not everything has to be a ship

not every thread has to be lovey dovey.

I want friendships, enemies, family

I want everything real life has.

I don’t just rp for shipping.

I rp for it all.

alannasroleplaymemes:

“You’re mine. Don’t forget that. You promised.”
“Til death to us part. That’s what our vows said.”
“Did you really think this would ‘get better’ after we married?”
“I’m allowed to be obsessed with you, I’m your husband/wife.”
“You should quit your job. You know I can take care of you.”
“Don’t go in today. Stay in bed with me.”
“Mine, mine, mine…”
“No. You can’t go out tonight.”
“I don’t care if you’re just friends. I don’t want you seeing them again.”
“Do I have to lock you up, darling?”
“You will never have to worry about anything ever again. I’ll make sure of it.”
“I’ve been fair to you so far, haven’t I?”
“You’ve been such a good wife/husband so far. Don’t get silly ideas now.”
“I called your work and told them you quit. Now you’ll never have to leave~”
“Where are you going? Why didn’t you tell me?”
“You’re late. Tell me what you were doing.”
“You had better not be lying to me, darling…”
“If I find out you’re cheating on me, I’ll kill him/her.”
“You’re so beautiful. I can’t believe you’re mine.”
“I still can’t believe how perfect you are.”
“I worship you.”
“No one else is allowed to see you like this.”
“This sight is for my eyes only. Don’t forget that.”
“ I’m going to hunt down the person that was your first…so that they know you’re mine now.”
“I want people to see the marks I leave on you. So they know you’re taken.”
“You belong to me and no one else.”