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‘  getting the fuck over things is the best!  ’
‘  i love the concept. never tried it, but it’s a hell of a concept!  ’
‘  you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how i want my heart to feel.  ’
‘  when dogs say boof instead of barking. reblog if u agree  ’
‘  where does a mansplainer get his water? from a well, actually.  ’
‘  do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?  ’
‘  if i had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me.  ’
‘  will anyone ever fall in love with my boring ass???  ’
‘  date a girl who keeps a post-it note over her webcam bc the government is watching her.  ’
‘  the difference between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. is late as fuck and early as hell.  ’
‘  does anyone else get language cravings? like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little danish.   ’
‘  kinda want a relationship. kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me.  ’
‘  fuck boys, I only trust rice.  ’
‘  whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give.  ’
‘  luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.”  ’
‘  mood: saying “mood” to everything.  ’
‘  i’m really bad at conversations. sorry if i’ve ever talked to you  ’
‘  share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach.  ’
‘  the struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7.  ’
‘  i’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. with everything and everyone. we will see.  ’
‘  while extroverts get their energy by being around other people, i (an introvert), get energy from being hit by a train. more or less.  
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‘  a cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science.  ’
‘  i’m going to cry i’m so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water.  ’
‘  why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill, i mean shit i don’t even know who my mayor is.  ’
‘  when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.  ’
‘  YOU KNOW WHAT’S EXTREMELY TOXIC? JEALOUSY, turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis, but it’s just the price i pay  ’
‘  two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music.  ’
‘  move, greg. i have depression and i want the pasta. it’s an emergency.  ’
‘  life problems i anticipated as a child: quicksand, ghosts. life problems i did NOT anticipate as a child: the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.  ’
‘  i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed.  ’
‘  what do u mean i don’t have a social life??? i just went grocery shopping with my mom.  ’
‘  i’m a laid back person with a ton of anxiety.  ’
‘  i can’t hear you over how much i hate my town.  ’
‘  i accidentally vented to them so now i can never speak to them again.  ’
‘  oh sweet, sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me.  ’
‘  “i’m trying my best!!” i say as if my best didn’t pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning.  ’
‘  we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek.  ’
‘  imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you… it’d still be dry like my phone.  ’
‘  it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends.  ’
‘  bamf: bad at making friends.  ’
‘  i hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak… u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger??? get out!!  ’
‘  (to the tune of the final countdown): it’s a mental breakdown!  ’
‘  rip doesn’t even mean rest in peace anymore, it’s just rip.  ’
‘  if you wanna be my friend you gotta put up with me disappearing for weeks at a time and my inability to make emotional connections so be prepared.  ’
‘  “it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t.  ’
‘  why do tv shows get canceled like finish what u fucking started.  ’
‘  the number of messages i’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and i will be cast into hell.  ’
‘  i’m really boring if i’m not comfortable with you.  ’
‘  do you fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone??  ’
‘  just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta.  ’
‘  i need a small loan of $1,000,000.  ’
‘  i’m not the same person i was 2 minutes ago.  ’
‘  where can i find this friendzone i need some friends.  ’
‘  i have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices.  ’
‘  i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem?  ’
‘  i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds.  ’
‘  when someone calls u their best friend out loud > romantic love.  ’
‘  sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on.  ’
‘  if u can afford to spend 12k on a festival to see blink 182 u can afford to die there.  ’
‘  i feel like i’m in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed.  ’
‘  my kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao  ’
‘  dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???  ’
‘  people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto.  ’
‘  my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight.  ’
‘  i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords.  ’
‘  whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich.  ’
‘  i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings. do u feel me??  ’
‘  your smile makes any day a thousand times better.  ’
‘  hey hmu if u wanna fall in love with me.  ’
‘  90′s babies… we getting old.  ’
‘  stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you.  ’
‘  i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover.  ’
‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’
‘  i really do mean all those things i say to you. i hope you know this.  ’
‘   there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you. ’
‘  i love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure i’m safe.  ’
‘  brah fuck it i’m just die.  ’
‘  i won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch.  ’
‘  i’m kiss deprived.  ’
‘  i just want someone to kiss my neck, cuddle me, and play with my hair.  ’
‘  me, two days into spring: do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong?  ’
‘  je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die.  ’
‘  not putting a case on your iphone is like not putting a baby in a car seat.  ’
‘  if i want you, never worry about who wants me.  ’
‘  calling me baby makes me so freakin weak.  ’
‘  i’m a solid 2/10 but i’m kinky and loyal so hmu.  ’
‘  watching documentaries and making out on the couch is my kind of date.  ’
‘  space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky.  ’
‘  date someone who makes it feel like there’s a sunset in your chest every time you look at them.  ’
‘  push me onto the bed and climb on top of me.  ’
‘  hearing “i love you” from the right person feels like a big warm hug.  ’
‘  all the love songs are becoming about you now.  ’
‘  the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved.  ’
‘  avatar: the last airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this.  ’
‘  first of all i love tiddies so jot that down.  ’
‘  fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul.  ’
‘  i really need to be fucked by something other than life.  ’
‘  you are good and kind and the sun shines differently on you.  ’
‘  goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do.  ’