nocturnexsins:

•    1: Kitchen counter, car hood, or on top of the dryer?
•    2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?
•    3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
•    4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
•    5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
•    6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
•    7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
•    8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
•    9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
•    10: Top or bottom?
•    11: We were about to have sexbut then ________
•    12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
•    13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
•    14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
•    15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
•    16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
•    17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
•    18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
•    19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
•    20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
•    21: How big is too big:
•    22: One sexual thing you would never do:
•    23: Biggest turn on:
•    24: Three spots that drive you insane:
•    25: Worst possible time to get horny:
•    26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
•    27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
•    28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
•    29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
•    30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
•    31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
•    32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.
•    33: What your favorite part of your body?
•    34: Favorite foreplay activities:
•    35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex?
•    36: What do you wear to bed?
•    37: When was the first time you masturbated:
•    38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
•    39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
•    40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
•    41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
•    42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
•    43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
•    44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
•    45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
•    46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
•    47: Most attractive celebrity?
•    48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
•    49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
•    50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
•    51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
•    52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
•    53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
•    54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
•    55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
•    56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
•    57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
•    58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)
•    59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
•    60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
•    61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
•    62: Do you watch porn?
•    63: How small is too small?
•    64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
•    65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
•    66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
•    67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
•    68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
•    69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
•    70: Booty or Boobs?
•    71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
•    72: Have you ever been on an official date?
•    73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
•    74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
•    75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
•    76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
•    77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?
•    78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

shorttipswil:

n-plus-1:

– I don’t care if you’re male, female, neither, both, or any other gender option.
– I don’t care if you’re 14 or 114. I just need to be aware if you’re underage. (If you’re 114 and roleplaying on Tumblr, you are my hero.)
– I don’t care if you’re from X country or Y country or outer space or an alternate reality or are in fact a hamster with amazing typing skills.
– I don’t care if you have a fancy theme or something from the early 90s. I just need to be able to find the pages you want me to find.
– I don’t care if you format your posts or don’t format your posts.

– I do care whether or not you respect others.
– I do care whether or not we’re having fun.

Thanks for being you! c=

thecharmedmechanic:

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