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MUse:

Mun:

Axel + Brent = Axent (sounds like accent tbh)

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship –
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? – I would like to say forever.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? – It took awhile as they were unsure for a while.
How was their first kiss? – Accidental but amazing.

Wedding:

Who proposed? – Axel
Who is the best man/men? – No one.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? – No one.
Who did the most planning? – They both did.
Who stressed the most? – Both.
How fancy was the ceremony? – It was fancy but not very big and they only had the witnesses they needed.
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – All of Axel’s vampire coven.

Sex:

Who is on top? – They take turns but Brent is mostly.
Who is the one to instigate things? – Both do, mostly Axel does though.
How healthy is their sex life? –
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? –
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? – A few hours normally, but they have gone at it for a whole day once.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Yes, otherwise it would be unfair.
How rough are they in bed? –
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? – None.
How many children will they adopt? – Two or three.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Both would do it equally.
Who is the stricter parent? – Brent.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Brent because Axel would be the one out showing htem how to do said dangerous things.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Both would.
Who is the more loved parent? – Both are for different reasons.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both would.
Who cried the most at graduation? – Both, but Axel would cry more.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? –Both would and tell them not to do it again.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? – They share, as Axel likes to cook for Brent and he does like to try Brent’s cooking.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? –Neither is very picky.
Who does the grocery shopping? – Brent mostly, just to stop Axel buying things they dont need.
How often do they bake desserts? – At least once a week, sometimes more.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? –Meat eater.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Axel.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? –Axel if he is feeling lazy.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Neither of them.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? – Brent. Axel hates cleaning, and doesnt really see the point in it.
Who is really against chores? – Axel.
Who cleans up after the pets? – Axel would as most of the pets are his and seeing as Brent cleans other things it is only fair that Axel clean up after the pets.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Axel
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Neither of them.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Both would.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Both, depends on how they are feeling.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? – They would do it together.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – Every holiday.
What are their goals for the relationship? – To live together in happiness and away from Axel’s sire.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Axel.
Who plays the most pranks? – Axel.

@beastlynecromancer

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Send me “✒︎” for a random, dumb, pointless fact about my muse.

umm…….Axel collects little tea cups….He keeps them hidden but he has a room full of little tea cups.

“They died happy at least.“

“Brent….WHat have you done?” The vampire asked as he moved closer to him, surprised that his lover had killed someone, he gently placed a hand on Brent’s cheek as he looked at him.

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hey loser

beastlynecromancer:

His eyes narrowed as he tried to assess the man. Though his actions were indeed peculiar- since he kept looking at him as though he was his target, the apology he received was sincere and his expressions softened. “I guess that happens- a lot of people look alike.” Though he wasn’t sure why, he felt the need to console the other- to make him feel comfortable around him when normally he wouldn’t bat an eye in order to subdue someone to the point that they leave him alone.

Before he can say anything else, the man was on his way out. Brent didn’t buy anything at the groceries after all, so when he left, he happened to be behind the other guy- but he had no idea that was him until he accidentally bumped shoulders. “Oh- sorry. It’s you again,” he chuckled, wondering how he can play this off as nothing he did intentionally, because in truth he didn’t. “You’re okay, right? You looked kind of red there- are you drinking in public?”

Axel had moved off into the shade so that he could wrap his mind around what he had just seen, was it Brent? If it was why did he look the same and why didn’t he remember him, so many questions were racing through his mind as he stood there that he didnt notice the familiar person bump into him this time.

He turned and looked at him his face still al slight shade of red as he looked at the man. “I…No…NOt drinking….I’m fine…..really…” He was so confused and his chest felt tight, and he was sire this was all in his mind.

beastlynecromancer:

There seems to be nothing out of the ordinary in this day, if he didn’t count the guy who kept staring at him. Brent did not need any more upheavels this month, already aiding to his broken heart to a broken engagement that left him shattered. Now he believed that if he continued on with daily tasks, acted like things were normal again, then it will be. Even if it meant pushing the cart around and grabbing groceries that he’d later make into food.

After a while, he noticed he was not being left alone. Who was this guy? The way his gaze pierced through him, it was like he was shot by a bullet to the chest. Something was so familiar about him, but he also knew that knowing who the other was had to be impossible.

“Can I help you?” He finally had to ask, once he approached him close enough.

Axel couldnt get over how much this man, looked, sounded, and even walked like Brent. He didnt want to keep following him but he felt drawn to him and that he needed to if he was ever going to get what he had back again. As he spoke Axel’s face flushed slightly red as he looked into his eyes.

“I…Uh…Sorry….You just, you look like someone I once knew…..I’m sorry..” He mumbled quickly before stepping around him and walking away, knowing that his heart was beating faster than it ever had while he had been with Brent.