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Sexual tension sentence starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall

Angry

  • “Make me.”
  • “I dare you.”
  • “Bite me.”
  • “You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”
  • “Wanna bet?”
  • “If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”
  • “Prove it.”
  • “What’s in it for me?”
  • “If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”
  • “Oh, well fuck me, then.”
  • “Shut up!”

  • “Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

  • “I wish we weren’t out in public…”
  • “Wow, you’re really strong.”
  • “Wanna go for a ride?”
  • “You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”
  • “Ah, I think I need a new bed.”
  • “Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”
  • “You have really nice fingers…”
  • “Are we going downtown?”
  • “You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”
  • “That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”
  • “What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

  • “Do you have to eat it like that?”
  • “Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”
  • “Hey, stop biting your lip…”
  • “Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”
  • “You’re standing a little close to me…”
  • “Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

  • “My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

  • “Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”
  • “I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

  • “*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!

parineetiofrp:

Tumblr Accent Challenge!

So I did the accent challenge last night, and decided I was going to make a new one, since the challenge I did (which you can find here,) is five years old. So here’s the one I made, have fun! 

Bonus: If you’re comfortable with it, do it as a video! 

  • What’s your name & username?
  • Where are you from?
  • What’s the time where you are?
  • Pronounce the following words: Meme, Pepe, Doge, Sudoku, Espresso, Celtic, Açaí, Dr. Seuss.
  • What’s your favourite pizza place? Favourite pizza topping?
  • What’s your favourite dessert?
  • What’s your favourite food? What food do you hate?
  • What’s your favourite TV show? Which show were you into, but then got out of?
  • What brand is your phone?
  • Do you speak a second language?
  • How do you define a group of people when you’re talking to them? Do you say ‘guys,’ or ‘dudes’ or?
  • What Harry Potter house do you most identify with? If sorted by Pottermore, did you agree with the one you got?
  • Is there something you should be doing right now but are procrastinating?
  • Now that you’ve talked about what you need to be doing, go do it! 

Smut Prompts

absoluterpmemetrash:

Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

  1. First – Our muses having their first time
  2. Mouth – One of our muses going down on the other
  3. In – Our muses involved in penetrative sex
  4. Plunge – One of our muses fingering the other
  5. Behind – Our muses having anal sex
  6. Scratch – Our muses having rough sex
  7. Voice – Our muses having phone sex
  8. Pony – One muse riding the other
  9. Beg – One of our muses denying the other their orgasm
  10. Toys – One muse uses sex toys on the other
  11. More – One muse has multiple orgasms
  12. Play – Our muses roleplay in the bedroom
  13. Video – Our muses watch pornography together
  14. Speed – Our muses have a quickie
  15. Blind – One muse blindfolds the other for sex
  16. Worship – One muse worships the others body during sex
  17. Control – One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex
  18. Perform – One muse watching the other masturbate for them
  19. Watch – One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner
  20. Alone – One muse masturbating to the thought of the other
  21. Bind – Our muses using restraints in the bedroom
  22. Risky – Our muses having sex without protection
  23. Motor – Our muses having sex in a car
  24. Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel
  25. Party – Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together
  26. Nature – Our muses having sex outside
  27. Pray – Our muses have sex in a house of worship
  28. Sorry – Our muses having sex after an argument
  29. Reunite – Our muses having sex after being apart for some time
  30. Rub – Our muses take part in frottage/friction play
  31. Slap – One muse spanks the other
  32. Partition – One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other
  33. Passing – Our muses have a one night stand
  34. Domestic – Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple
  35. Honeymoon – Our muses have sex as newlyweds
  36. Celebrate – Our muses have sex on a holiday
  37. Caught – Our muse get caught having sex by a third party
  38. Friends – Our muses are friends with benefits
  39. Wet – Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)
  40. Coffee – Our muses have sex in the morning
  41. Private – Our muses have sex in a closet
  42. Math – Our muses have sex in the 69 position
  43. Beast – One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other
  44. Veins – Our muses indulge in bloodplay
  45. Create – Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive
  46. Flowering – Our muses have sex while one is pregnant
  47. Gasp – Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom
  48. Lock – One muse uses a chastity device on the other
  49. Whisper – One muse dirty talks the other
  50. Liquor – Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol
  51. Influence – Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie
  52. Exposed – Our muses take part in exhibitionism
  53. Warning – Our muses try some more dangerous sex
  54. Silent – One muse gags the other
  55. Past – Our muses have sex in a historical AU
  56. Shame – One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game
  57. Doctor – One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay
  58. Reflect – Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror
  59. Greed – Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex
  60. Strap – One muse pegs the other
  61. Throne – One muse sits on the other’s face
  62. Magic – Our muses have sex as part of a ritual
  63. Feel – Our muses engage in sensation play
  64. Soldier – Our muses play with a military/uniform kink
  65. Holy – One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.
  66. Survival – Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm
  67. Finale – Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm
  68. Heal – One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner
  69. Goodbye – Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other
  70. Slumber – One muse has a sex dream about the other