the salty af munday meme

Because, like it or not, we’re not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
♥ What’s the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz
♚ How many people don’t like you?
⚜ How many people do you not like?
✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?
☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?
☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?
☼ How long do you stay mad?
☀ What’s your rp pet peeve?
☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn’t have?
☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn’t have been?
☢ What fads/trends are you so over?
☣ Have you ever rp’d with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?
♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?
❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?
✿ What do you think about public call out posts?
✂ A fandom that you feel isn’t open and accepting?
✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?
✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?
✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?
❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?
❦ Has someone been jealous of you?
❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?
✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?
♒ Thoughts on the fandom you’re currently rping in?
❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

100 NSFW Questions Ask Meme

haikyuunsfw:

Hey. This blog’s now a year old. And we hit 3,000 followers on the same day, so we figured we’d do something fun. Here’s 100 NSFW questions we’ve come up with. Send in some numbers and you get your answer.

  1. First kiss?
  2. First time masturbating?
  3. First sex toy?
  4. First kink tried?
  5. First time doing oral?
  6. First time having sex?
    Turn Ons
  7. Biggest turn on?
  8. Biggest turn off?
  9. Quickest way to get horny?
  10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?
  11. Top 3 places to be touched?
  12. Ultimate fantasy?
  13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?
  14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?
    Preferences
  15. Sex or masturbation?
  16. Spit or swallow?
  17. Cut or uncut dicks?
  18. Rough or sensual sex?
  19. Oldest person you’d sleep with?
  20. Loud or quiet partners?
  21. How much foreplay do you like?
  22. How much teasing do you like?
  23. What is too big for you to take?
  24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?
  25. How much kissing do you like during sex?
  26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?
    Location
  27. Favourite place to have sex?
  28. Would you have sex in public?
  29. Last place you had sex?
  30. Where would you most like to have sex?
  31. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?
  32. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
    Kinks
  33. What’s your biggest kink?
  34. What’s your limit?
  35. Are you okay with name calling in bed?
  36. Would you do any BDSM?
  37. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?
  38. Favourite type of bondage?
  39. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?
  40. Do you like overstimulation?
  41. Do you like having pain involved?
  42. Do you like biting/being bitten?
  43. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?
  44. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?
  45. Have any roleplaying preferences?
  46. Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink?
    Masturbation
  47. Do you own sex toys? How many?
  48. Favourite Sex Toy?
  49. What do you masturbate to?
  50. How often do you masturbate?
  51. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?
  52. Do you masturbate with penetration?
  53. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?
    Oral
  54. Do you enjoy giving oral?
  55. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?
  56. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?
  57. Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?
  58. Can you deepthroat?
    For people with dicks…
  59. How long and how thick is it?
  60. Do you do anal? Top or bottom?
  61. Are you circumcised?
  62. Do you like your balls being played with?
  63. Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?
  64. Where do you like to finish?
    For people with vaginas…
  65. Do you like playing with your clit?
  66. How do you prefer to do it?
  67. What’s your breast size?
  68. How often do you go braless?
  69. Do you finger yourself?
  70. How familiar are you with your g-spot?
  71. Do you squirt?
    Sex
  72. Favourite position?
  73. How often do you do unprotected sex?
  74. How loud are you in bed?
  75. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?
  76. Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?
  77. How good are you at dirty talk?
  78. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?
    Other
  79. Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?
  80. Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?
  81. What’s your favourite style of underwear?
  82. Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?
  83. Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?
  84. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?
  85. How many orgasms can you have in a day?
  86. How many other people know your dick/bra size?
  87. What do you wear to bed?
  88. Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten?
  89. Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.
  90. Have you ever been to a strip club? How was it? If not, would you?
    Fun questions!
  91. Do you name your genitalia?
  92. What would be your stripper name?
  93. Any funny sex stories?
  94. What food if any would you use during sex?
  95. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?
  96. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?
  97. Do you often get horny in public?
  98. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?
  99. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?
  100. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

Send me an emoji!

goblintoast:

💌: I’d love to send you more messages and asks but you make me nervous!

😊: You’re sweet. You’ve made me smile before.

🙏: I’m a little afraid that you’ll unfollow me.

🔪: I’d hate to get on your bad side.

😶: I’m honored that you’re even following me tbH.

👾: Your theme is awesome!

🌄: GO TO BED.

💉: Talking to you or seeing you on my dash makes me feel better.

😐: I don’t understand half the things you reblog but I support you anyway.

🌑: You come off as cold, impersonal.

👒: You come off as very friendly!

🌃: I’d like to spend more time talking to you.

🎭: You sure do get into a lot of drama…

😄: I can always count on you to like/reply to my personal posts.

🍥: Your aesthetic is very streamlined. It’s clear you’re picky about the stuff you reblog.

🍬: You’re sweet, but I feel like I know very little about you as a person.

🐟: Your blog isn’t quite my “type.”

😅: I often worry about upsetting you or scaring you off.

😇: Every single interaction we’ve had so far has been positive.

🐱: You’re cute‼︎

🌱: I’d love to get to know you better.

☔️: You seem unhappy.

😃: I love seeing you in my notifications!

🐸: You act goofy.

💻: Are you ever not online?

❄️: Your BYF struck me as kind of harsh, but I followed you anyway.

😆: You’ve made me laugh out loud before.

💔: You’ve disappointed me before.

📺: We have similar interests!

🔈: We have similar tastes in music.

🌊: You have a lot of personality.

😀: I would consider us friends.

🎀: We have similar aesthetics!

🍳: This is an egg in a frying pan!

🎉: I get really happy when I see positive personal posts from you, even when I don’t fully understand the context!

😈: I know your secret~

🌴: I’m jealous of you.

: Could you, like, chill a little bit maybe? Like in general? Please?

🎶: I associate you with a specific song or musician.

👟: I feel as though you’re out of my league.

🐚: I find your blog very calming.

👀: I’ve vagued about you before.

🍰: I might recognize you if I ran into you on the street.

😂: I’m comfortable around you.

🌈: Sometimes I see your selfies and think to myself: “I’m gay.”

🌹: I wouldn’t mind going on a date with you.

😓: I’ve talked to you before and it made me a nervous!

👑: You’re vain.

📝: I know a lot about you just from following you on Tumblr.

🌙: You’re beautiful.

🍓: You remind me of someone…

😒: I honestly don’t know why I’m even still following you at this point.

😳: I’ve learned things about you that have surprised me a lot!

🐭: Please be kinder to yourself.

😑: -__-

👔: I think you’re someone who takes themself very seriously.

🍉: I wish we lived closer to each other.

🍭: You confuse me.

😮: I wish I could give you some advice.

💐: I have a crush on you.

😁: You’re a little awkward, but I find it endearing.

💕: I love you‼︎

👍: I like you. Just, in general. I think you’re a genuinely good person.