Embarrassing Situations Starters

givemeameme:

“Are you trying to break into your own house?”
“That isn’t your shirt.”
“Did you really just say that?”
“The sky is blue, actually.”
“You forgot your own name?”
“And that’s when my belt broke and my pants fell down.”
“Let’s pretend I did not just say that.”
“I cannot believe you just said that.”
“Are you alright? Looks like you tripped there.”
“You can push as hard as you like. That door doesn’t open that way.”
“Was that your stomach making that noise?”
“I’m not pregnant, actually.”
“Do you normally sing out loud to yourself?”
“Why are you waving? You don’t know them!”