Short List of random Text Memes sfw/nsfw mix

say-it-like-u-meme-it:

[text] “You want to come over?”
[text] “Oh my god I’m so horny right now and there’s no one attractive in sight..”
[text] “He/She asked me if I was even old enough to be out this late…”
[text] “This party is boring can you come and get me out of here?”
[text] “I just realized how much I hate tomatoes.”
[text] “Let’s go for a ride.”
[text] “You wanna go on a road trip. Like right now?”
[text] “Hey! I’m right outside your window. Let me in.”
[text] “I’m in the driveway. I got chicken nuggets.”
[text] “I’m upstairs in your room.”
[text] “I’m waiting in bed for you.”
[text] “I’m waiting in bed for you naked.”
[text] “THERE ARE KITTENS. SO MANY KITTENS.”
[text] “I’m bringing home a kitten.”
[text] “I think I"m d;arunk. the mabr wont let me in.”
[text] “Let’s go camping this weekend.”
[text] “Send me a pic.”
[text] “Send me a sexy pic.”
[text] “I know it’s four am but are you awake?”
[text] “Hey….hey. hEY. HEY. HAEY. HeyY!”
[text] “I got this weird package in the mail and when I opened it it was some sex toy. I never ordered this.”
[text] “Let’s go to the strip club.”
[text] “wanna hook up?”
[text] “I wanna be in the D-D-DANGER ZONE!”
[text] “Shut. Up.”