Muse as old as time

“I’m far too old for these games.”
“What’s it like to be immortal?”
“How old ARE you?”
“I’m afraid I don’t understand the current slang.”
“Do you know how to use a smart phone?”
“I am waaaaay older than you.”
“Being this old has pros and cons.”
“Do you have any idea what Netflix even is?”
“Did you meet Shakespeare?”
“I was alive when the pyramids of Egypt were built.”
“Are you an angel or demon?”
“Humanity has jumped chasms in just the past thirty years. It took at least two hundred years to upgrade from wood to an iron plow.”
“I’d rather ride a horse.”
“You can’t be THAT old!”
“That’s simply impossible.”
“I remember when stars filled the night sky and cities were practically nonexistent.”
“Magic is real.”
“Your problems are inconsequential.”
“The universe spins, the earth moves and time passes ever on.”
“What’s it like, being as old as you are?”
“I’m just glad corsets have finally gone out of fashion.”
“You can be upset about security measures all you want. I’m happy it doesn’t take a month to travel across the Atlantic.”
“Are you REALLY immortal?”
“I have seen all of time and space. You know what? It’s the little stuff that counts.”
“It’s the here and now that’s important to me.”
“Doesn’t it ever get boring?”
“I have loved many people over the many years. Each one is special to me.”
“Every day brings new things.”
“Do you ever want to end it?”
“I couldn’t ask for anything more.”
“Sometimes I just don’t get mortals.”