“My number – in case you want to go see something else sometime.”
” See that’s how it works in our marriage. We both wear the thank-you notes and we both wear the pants.”
“You’ve been spending so much time trying to be the parent. But you wanting them to be together maybe means for the very first time that you learned to the kid… their kid.”
“It’s no wonder that I can’t tell her that I love because I have never heard from the one person I’m supposed to hear it from.”
“But, you’re right. Having a kid, being married. Sometimes means sacrifices.”
“I bet you that there’s something better right around the corner for both of us.”
“I think we always try to see the good in people we love.”
“During parent teacher conferences I was always minus the parent.”
“It’s actually very simple. Either you want to have a kid with me or your don’t. And if you don’t I don’t know why we got married in the first place.”
“Does the truth ever occur to you – ever?”
“I can get used to this trying for a baby thing. Want to try again?”
“Like I don’t know how to take care of a teenager for a couple days. Apple or chocolate martini?”
“That’s what she said, it’s scary how alike you are.”
“All I really wanted was to be better than my mom was. ”
“I cannot be married to you if I can’t trust you.”
“I said what if a part of me was in love with him.”
“what would you have done, not now, but then, if he had told you he loved you? Would you have called off the wedding?”
“You are a grown up trying to act like a kid.”
“All I wanted to do tonight is get to know you better.”
“When you will grow up you will realizes that relationships are complicated.”
“I’m so glad you use your genius for evil instead of good.”
“Thank you! I promise I wont go crazy and buy a car or bad peanut butter.”
” I’m jealous of how everything is so easy for you.”
“I’m sure my mom will confirm it. The only screw up here is me.”
“Well, the truth always comes out eventually.”
“Being a parent means putting the kid first. You were her mom once. Be her mom again.”
“Everything about you screams normal. ”
“Everyone has stuff that no one can see.”
“Baby on the operating table isn’t exactly a selling point to prospective parents.”
“Where were you?”