Crime themed starter sentences

hadesrebelofadaughter:

roleplayaskmemes:

Includes drug and violence tw, a mix of which muse is the criminal, if not both.

• “Your mother would be ashamed of you.”
• “C’mon, the cops are stupid, they’ll never catch us.”
• “The car’s a piece of junk anyway, they’re not gonna miss it.”
• “Carry on the way you’re going and you’re gonna end up in prison.”
• “I’m not that much of a scumbag, I don’t steal from old ladies.”
• “One last score, then we’re out of the game, what do you say?”
• “I’m only doing this because I need to pay my dealer.”
• “Prison? Occupational hazard.”
• “They pissed me off, I made sure they won’t be walking for a while, no biggie.”
• “So you’re a drug runner or a drug dealer?”
• “Prison ain’t too bad, you’ve got a bed and they feed you.”
• “I get all tingly when you break into cars like that.”
• “I do it for the thrill – and to fund my drug habit.”
• “Did you kill him/her?”
• “I never meant to hurt anyone!”
• “I needed the money, what else could I do.”
• “We grew up around criminals, of course we became them.”
• “What kind of example are you setting for your kids?”
• “I grew up, you probably should too.”
• “He had it coming.”
• “I just gave him his final warning.”
• “I’m calling the cops!”
• “I’m passionate about two things, bank robbery and you.”
• “I’m a street rat, but I’m good at it.”
• “Dealing in an alley, classy as ever.”
• “If you don’t have my money, you know I’m going to have to teach you a lesson.”
• “Bonny and Clyde made this look so much more glamorous.”
• “One day we’ll be rich and we won’t have to do this anymore.”
• “That’s not your wallet is it?”
• “So I got in a fight, they owed me money.”