Axel and Kayla!

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General:

Rate the Ship –
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? – Ummmm…..Im not too sure, for as long as he doesnt piss her off too much.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? – Quickly, Axel always falls in love quickly.
How was their first kiss? – Amazing and on accident.

Wedding:

Who proposed? – Axel.
Who is the best man/men? – No one.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? – Not sure.
Who did the most planning? – Both of them.
Who stressed the most? – Axel.
How fancy was the ceremony? –
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Not really.

Sex:

Who is on top? – They take turns.
Who is the one to instigate things? – Both of them.
How healthy is their sex life? –
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? –
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? – A number of hours as they both are vampires.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Yes, Axel makes sure she is pleasured before him.
How rough are they in bed? –
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? – None as they are vampires.
How many children will they adopt? – three or four.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Both do it equally.
Who is the stricter parent? – Kayla.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Kayla, Axel would be joining in with them.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Both.
Who is the more loved parent? – Both are loved equally.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both.
Who cried the most at graduation? – Axel.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Both would.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? – Axel
Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Kayla.
Who does the grocery shopping? – Both.
How often do they bake desserts? – Axel would bake one every day .
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Meat eaters.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Axel.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Kayla.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? – Kayla.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? – Kayla.
Who is really against chores? – Axel.
Who cleans up after the pets? – Axel would clean up after the many pets he has.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Axel
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Kayla.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Kayla.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Both of them.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? – Both.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – Every holiday they decorate.
What are their goals for the relationship? – To be happy.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Axel.
Who plays the most pranks? – Both of them