send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who;

mistressmxleficent:

• yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed
• whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping
• leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room
• initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t
• surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner
• is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary
• argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular
• buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting
• insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema