“Papa? Mama said tha’ she can’t get the coffee pot to work. Said it may be time t’finally toss it and get a new one. Oh, and she stole one of your shirts again.”

“I think your mama is right, that coffee pot has been nothing but trouble since we got it. Oh she took another one of my shirts, at this rate im not gonna have any left for me to wear.” He said with a smile.