@gretaphasmatosmartin​:

“In some form or another, they get off on it. Do you deny it? Every vampire I’ve known was pretty much the same; Kill, fuck, repeat. Even the ones with pitiful stories about their … reformation.” She shrugged her shoulders exhaustedly like she had already made her point countless times before. Greta listened as Axel listed off his attributes and gave a dry scoff. “Tricky? You planning something, vampire?”

“Do you really think that of me? That all I wish to do is kill, fuck, repeat? Clearly you do not know me little witch and I am very insulted by the notion that that is all I want in life. Perhaps you were the wrong person to come to for help.” He told her frowning before walking away from her. 

@gretaphasmatosmartin​:

“Why, you want to use me to give yourself endless orgasms …? That’s typical and useless just like a vampire.” She scoffed, strolling haughtily towards him. “Do you think you can give me even one, vampire? I think you forget your place.”

“Well you are jumping to assumptions pretty quick, you think all vampires just want lots of sex to just please themselves?” He ask as she moved towards him. “My place? I am older than you Greta, fast and stronger. Though you do have magic which can be tricky.” 

@gretaphasmatosmartin​:

the-solitary-monster:

“And yet you call me out and say I am discriminating? Tisk tisk little witch.” 

“Yeah well, I never said ‘size doesn’t matter’. It fucking does. And there is such a thing as too many orgasms. I heard that one too.”

“Thats because for the most part it doesnt, unless you have a tiny cock that no one can feel even in them. Also there are no such thing, want me to prove you wrong little witch?”