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“I wasn’t that drunk”

[text] Explain to me why. then, when the cops tried to arrest you, you kept screaming you can’t arrest me. I’m Captain Beer.

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kalixable Uncategorized Leave a comment August 17, 2017 1 Minute

@dangerous-smoll​:

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“Is there a reason why you’re still following me around?”

“You still have boooze in your hands of fair maiden. Thus I follow where the booze goes.” THe drunk vampire explained to her. 

kalixable Uncategorized Leave a comment August 3, 2017 1 Minute

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@dangerous-smoll

kalixable Uncategorized Leave a comment July 30, 2017 1 Minute

dangerous-smoll replied to your post “Home sick today, so I will be on here.”

feel better <3

Hopefully I will.

kalixable Uncategorized Leave a comment April 26, 2017 1 Minute
dangerous-smoll answered your question:
Can I set fire to my siblings?

// yes, as someone with siblings. I wholeheartedly agree

Good cause my older brother is a dick who keeps throwing spanners in the gears of my life.

kalixable Uncategorized Leave a comment February 28, 2017 1 Minute

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