Axel + Paty (ship meme)

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

  • Rate the Ship –  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? – I would like to say till they are old and grey and have lots of grandchildren.
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? – It was slow but after a few months they knew that they loved each other. 
  • How was their first kiss? –  It was a surprise for Paty when Axel got up the courage to kiss her.

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? – Axel.
  • Who is the best man/men? – One of Axel’s friends.
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? – Not sure. 
  • Who did the most planning? – Both of them.
  • Who stressed the most? – Both of them. 
  • How fancy was the ceremony? –
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – No one. 

Sex:

  • Who is on top? –  They take turns.
  • Who is the one to instigate things? – Axel mostly.
  • How healthy is their sex life? –
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? –
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? –  Couple of hours sometimes a whole afternoon
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Yes.
  • How rough are they in bed? –
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? –  Two, a boy and a girl. 
  • How many children will they adopt? – None. 
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Neither. 
  • Who is the stricter parent? – Paty. 
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Paty. 
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Axel as he is the one that makes them.
  • Who is the more loved parent? – Both are loved equally. 
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both.
  • Who cried the most at graduation? – Both
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Both.

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? –  Axel.
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Paty.
  • Who does the grocery shopping? – Both do. 
  • How often do they bake desserts? – Not that often unless Paty gives Axel puppies eyes. 
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Both.
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Axel. 
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Paty. 
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? – Paty.

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? –  Paty.
  • Who is really against chores? – Axel, he hates cleaning unless he has run out of shirts. 
  • Who cleans up after the pets? – Axel. As the pets are mostly his. 
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Axel.
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Neither of them.
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Axel would the one time he cleans. 

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? –  Both take long ones. 
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? – Both.
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – Every holiday.
  • What are their goals for the relationship? – To grow old together. 
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Axel. 
  • Who plays the most pranks? –  Both.

@bluedreamswhitepearls

bluedreamswhitepearls:

Paty smiled “That’s really clever.” She said as they arrived. “So… I’ll see you tomorrow, sounds good? I’ll visit your store.”

“That sounds good, I should have a shipment come in so there should be books for you too look at.” Axel told her with a smile as they stopped in front of her place. 

bluedreamswhitepearls:

Paty chuckled, resting her head on his shoulder. “Okay, that sounds good. I don’t live far from you as well.” She hummed, leading the way.

“NOpe just a few houses down so even if I am drunk I can still find my way home.” He said with a smile as he lead her out of the bar and back towards her house. 

“You wouldn’t dare!”

bluedreamswhitepearls:

the-solitary-monster:

“Oh but I would Paty.” Axel grinned as he moved closer to her with the intent of pinning her to hte bed and tickling her. 

Paty continued to move against him, trying to escape. As he pinned her down, she blushed a little. “Come here.” She smiled, kissing him.

As she kissed him he stopped tickling her and pressed his lips lightly against hers. “Well you have defeated the tickle monster, come claim your reward.”

“You wouldn’t dare!”

bluedreamswhitepearls:

the-solitary-monster:

“Oh but I would Paty.” Axel grinned as he moved closer to her with the intent of pinning her to hte bed and tickling her. 

Paty started to giggle, pressed to him as she tried to escape his grasp “Oh my God! Axel!” She laughed, beginning t tear up.

HE giggled and picked her up with one hand while tickling her with the other as he carried her over to the bed and pinned her to it, his hands now moving over her body lightly. “Got you.” He grinned as he tickled her ribs again. 

“You wouldn’t dare!”

bluedreamswhitepearls:

the-solitary-monster:

the-solitary-monster:

“Oh but I would Paty.” Axel grinned as he moved closer to her with the intent of pinning her to hte bed and tickling her. 

He pouted and continued to move towards her his hands out in front of him as he raised and eyebrow and lunged towards her grabbing hte towel. “Ah but now I have your towel and you cant stop me.”

“Axel!” Paty exclaimed, trying to cover herself up “At least let me get dressed.” She laughed.

“NOpe….no clothes for you, the tickle monster wil take all of them.” HE told her as he grabbed her hands and pulled her towards him, his hands quickly moving to her ribs to tickle her. 

“You wouldn’t dare!”

bluedreamswhitepearls:

the-solitary-monster:

“Oh but I would Paty.” Axel grinned as he moved closer to her with the intent of pinning her to hte bed and tickling her. 

 “Axel.” She giggled, standing in just a towel, given that she had just finished her shower. “Please no.” She smiled.

He pouted and continued to move towards her his hands out in front of him as he raised and eyebrow and lunged towards her grabbing hte towel. “Ah but now I have your towel and you cant stop me.”