“That is a weird kind of army.”
“Let’s play army, you lay down and I’ll blow the fuck outta you!”
Tag: Anonymous
Axel, why are you flirting so hard with that werewolf?
“Im not flirting with a mutt.”
What’s the story behind your worst scar?
“A group of Priests decided that I had a demon in me not long after I was turned and when I tried to go back to see my parents. They held me down and tried to preform and exorcism on me. They pressed a cross to the middle of my back and it burned my skin….I now have a cross scar on my back.”
Do you love or hate roller-coasters?
“I am indifferent to them.”
Where is the worst smelling place you’ve been?
“Rotorua…New Zealand. It stinks of sulfur.”
What ridiculous thing has someone tricked you into doing or believing?
“Uh…Drop bears when I went to Australia.”
Who was the last person to make love to you?
“My other half.”
Do you come here often? Because I’m about to come here right now.
“Maybe you should get that checked out, cant have you coming prematurely. “
Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me.
“..But…Wait…Oh!…”
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.
“Shouldnt be I leave you feeling smooth or somthing?
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