“I have never masturbated in public.”

“I have never masturbated in public.”

“Nope, im not that big.”

“I have never had to do this.”
“Yes, when I was a teenager before I broke my leg there was a girl I wanted who ended up going out with my best friend.”

“I tell them I am not attracted to them and that I do not want their advances on me.”

“No.”

“My dagger which was passed down to me by my father.”


“I had someone stalk me when they found out I was a vampire and they stalked me trying to get me to turn them.”

“Vet clinic.”

“Hmm….Brent’s sister Hailey caught me naked as I was coming out of the bathroom as few weeks ago. IN my defense I did not know she was over.”
