vampire starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

  • “Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
  • “Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
  • “Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
  • “I’m not afraid of you.”
  • “You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
  • “So…how old are you?”

Turning

  • “What’s happening to me?!”
  • “Did you just…bite me?”
  • “This..hurts…”
  • “Get away from me!”
  • “I feel…weirdly stronger…”

Newly Turned

  • “I’m still not used to this…”
  • “Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
  • “Am I supposed to…kill things?”
  • “I want cool vampire powers.”
  • “I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
  • “I have so many questions.”

Born a Vampire

  • “Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
  • “We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
  • “You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
  • “Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
  • “I’m actually not that old.”

Ancient

  • “I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
  • “Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
  • “So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
  • “There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
  • “I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”

Lore

  • “I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
  • “No, we don’t turn into bats.”
  • “Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
  • “Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
  • “I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”

Hungry

  • “No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
  • “You’re bleeding…”
  • “Go. Now. Before I-”
  • “Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
  • “I shouldn’t have waited this long…”