“Maybe you should get that checked out, cant have you coming prematurely. “
Do you come here often? Because I’m about to come here right now.
Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me.
“..But…Wait…Oh!…”
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.
“Shouldnt be I leave you feeling smooth or somthing?
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.
“Wait….What?”
do you eat the truffle butter? Greta said you do.
Do you eat food, or just drink you meals?
“I eat meals, im not like other vampires that just feed off of humans for food.”
Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
“Well I do hope they meant it.”
Getting to know you Questions for the Mun!
🎂- When’s your birthday?
👨👩👧👦- What’s your family like?
🐶- Favorite animal?
🔶- Favorite color(s)?
🎥- Favorite movie?
📺- Favorite TV show?
🎞- Favorite cartoon/anime?
🍔- Favorite food?
🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor?
🍭- Favorite candy?
🍸- Do you drink?
👣- What do you like to do in your spare time?
⚽️- Do you like any sports?
🎮- Favorite video game(s)?
⛪️- Are you religious?
⌛️- Last thing you did before logging in?
🎈- Share a childhood memory!
🛍- What was the last purchase you made for?
💸- If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?
🖌- Are you artsy?
❤️- How would you describe yourself?
💛- How do other people describe you?
⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?
💠- what is the Most expensive thing you own?
⚜- What is the most precious thing you own?
🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?
🐝- Favorite season?
🐋- share a Weird/funny story?
If there was a zombie apocalypse, which one of your friends would die first?
“I have no idea….I know Brent would jsut raise them from the dead. The friend not the zombie….though….Maybe he would be the cause of the Zombies..”
If you came back as a ghost, whose life would you make a living hell?
“No ones……Though…maybe my sire on second thought.”
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