reasons i haven’t replied back:
– i’m socially exhausted
– i don’t have the time right now
– i don’t know how to reply
– i have a bad memory and got distracted
– i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialisenot reasons i haven’t replied back:
– i’m ignoring you just because
– i hate you
– i’m fed up with you
– i don’t want to be your friend anymore
Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse
AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS
episode two – the secret of spoons. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )
- ❝ can you hear me ? ❞
- ❝ you want help ? fine. ❞
- ❝ let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a man got fucked. now, how is that for a story ? ❞
- ❝ let me paint a picture of what’s waiting for you on the shore. ❞
- ❝ and all for what ? ❞
- ❝ and i ain’t even started yet. ❞
- ❝ this guy gets it. ❞
- ❝ angry is good. angry gets shit done. ❞
- ❝ you’re already dead, asshole. at least die a sacrifice for something worthwhile. ❞
- ❝ let. the motherfucker. burn ! let it all burn. ❞
- ❝ were you shot at ? ❞
- ❝ well it depends on who you ask. ❞
- ❝ i don’t know what the fuck you speak of. ❞
- ❝ how was the funeral ? ❞
- ❝ you wanna come in and talk about it ? ❞
- ❝ mmm-mmm-mmm. what a little asshole. ❞
- ❝ oh, you know him ? ❞
- ❝ they don’t have a fucking clue. ❞
- ❝ i don’t give a fuck if they don’t have a fucking clue, i want one ! give me a fucking clue ! ❞
- ❝ good. compact amended. ❞
- ❝ your first bed as a free man. enjoy it. ❞
- ❝ an assault on you is an insult to me. don’t think because i didn’t lose my temper i am not angry, or am lacking a plan. ❞
- ❝ i didn’t mean to wake you. ❞
- ❝ they told me you died. ❞
- ❝ you were just having a bad dream. ❞
- ❝ you going to miss it ? ❞
- ❝ too many people tell each other not to repress their emotions, to release their feelings, to let the pain go. there’s a lot to be said for bottling up emotions. ❞
- ❝ what i say has got to be said, so i want you to consider my words very carefully. ❞
- ❝ say it. ❞
- ❝ you are only obligated to feel bad about that for so long. ❞
- ❝ let there be beauty where there can be. ❞
- ❝ plan is, we will be meeting with a number of people preeminent in their respective fields, and then we will rendezvous in one of the most important places in the country. ❞
- ❝ i don’t like dropping in on friends empty handed. ❞
- ❝ you can’t look out for yourself, how the hell are you gonna look out for me ? ❞
- ❝ not so fast. we need to talk, [ … ] . ❞
- ❝ funny how things supposed to make you look good only make it worse. ❞
- ❝ the fuck is this ? ❞
- ❝ i’m all sorts, [ … ] .❞
- ❝ i’m the one they sacrifice to. then till now. ❞
- ❝ time and attention. better than lamb’s blood. ❞
- ❝ i hate that. i hate that they were hurting you, [ … ] . i would never do that to you. ❞
- ❝ i want you in my camp with us. ❞
- ❝ look at it like this: we’re the coming thing. we are already here. ❞
- ❝ i was impressed with how you dealt with him/her/them. ❞
- ❝ who’d have thought you had it in you ? ❞
- ❝ he/she/they were underestimating you. they all are. not a mistake i’ll make. ❞
- ❝ i can give you so much more. you name it, honey. what do you need ? ❞
- ❝ don’t fight gravity, [ … ] . i’ve been at this a while. ❞
- ❝ i’m trying to help you. ❞
- ❝ keep your neck out of the belt. ❞
- ❝ that went as well as can be expected. ❞
- ❝ i think i’m losing my mind. ❞
- ❝ oh, like the rest of your life is sane. ❞
- ❝ at times, the universe does seem to have singled you out for unique abuse. in these moments you have to ask yourself, would i rather be ignored ? ❞
- ❝ always better dead than forgotten, and no one is ever going to forget you. ❞
- ❝ it’s a sudden onset of strange. fair cause for consternation, unless strange is a new language and what we’re doing here is vocabulary building. ❞
- ❝ you may have to consider that you didn’t see what you saw, or you did. the world is either crazy or you are. they’re both solid options. take your pick. ❞
- ❝ when you decide, come and tell me. but don’t rush into it. take your time. difficult decision. ❞
- ❝ there are bigger sacrifices one might be asked to make than going a little mad. ❞
- ❝ you wanna know the secret of my success ? the secret is charm. ❞
- ❝ i only come when matters are vital, as they are now. ❞
- ❝ god, you are gorgeous. you have not aged. ❞
- ❝ the truth is not what people want to hear. ❞
- ❝ prettiest woman, prettiest lies. ❞
- ❝ black as night, sweet as sin. you take coffee, then i read your future. ❞
- ❝ he does not know our world. ❞
- ❝ i’m easing him in. ❞
- ❝ you are the worst man i have ever seen. ❞
- ❝ nice to see you, old friend. i brought a gift. ❞
- ❝ i come here only to share bread and information. what you do with the latter is entirely up to you. ❞
- ❝ i’d be happy to help. ❞
- ❝ oh, he is nobody’s husband, and i am nobody’s wife. ❞
- ❝ family is who you survive with when you need to survive, even if you do not like them. ❞
- ❝ i am not a good cook. when i was younger there were servants to make meals. here there are no servants; there’s only us. ❞
- ❝ learning is beneath me. ❞
- ❝ i thought you were supposed to read tea leaves ? ❞
- ❝ that bad, huh ? any good news ? ❞
- ❝ you brought that madness into my life once. never again. ❞
- ❝ you know me. you know what these hands have done. ❞
- ❝ you don’t want me, you want [ … ] , and he’s/she’s/they’re not here. ❞
- ❝ it will be glorious, win or lose. ❞
- ❝ i am tired of glorious. ❞
- ❝ everyone thought he/she/they must be the good one. so i became me. ❞
- ❝ time passes. now i am gray. ❞
- ❝ i think in the old country i am forgotten, and here, i am like a bad memory. ❞
- ❝ i know the killing. ❞
- ❝ to give a good death is art. ❞
- ❝ every man’s an equal. ❞
- ❝ is good ? ❞
- ❝ first blood is mine. so you’ve lost. game is done. ❞
- ❝ i just started. ❞
- ❝ ten thousand deaths made right here. ❞
- ❝ it’s your move. ❞
- ❝ he’ll take that shot. no joke, no boast, no half-measures. how good are you ? ❞
- ❝ it’s your decision. ❞
- ❝ when my voice breaks on this song, remember old love gone. ❞
NSFW Character Trait Meme
Instant Meme, just add character traits! Fill in with your muse’s answers!
- Preference for top or bottom?
- Favorite type, looks and personality wise?
- Get up and shower after or bask in the afterglow all sticky and wet?
- Monogamous? Open relationship? Polyamorous?
- Deep and slow? Hard and fast? What’s your character’s preference?
- Favorite sex position?
- What’s your character’s favorite kink?
- How active in bed is your character? Do they like to lie there and take it or do they like to get the most bang for their buck?
- Kissing during sex, yes or no?
- Clothes off or on during sex?
- Lingerie? Yes or no?
- Would your character join a threesome if given a chance?
- Your character’s Penis size?
- Preference for penis size?
- Does your character like to roleplay? If so, what?
- Does your character prefer condoms or bareback?
- Your character’s most private sexual fantasy?
- How sexually active is your character?
- When did your character lose their virginity?
- Kinks your character would participate in?
- Kinks your character would not participate in?
- A character that yours fantasizes about coupling with?
Thought-Provoking Headcanon Meme
Send a symbol and I’ll answer the question about my muse. (Or answer in character. Whatever works for you!)
⛔️ – How does your muse react to others breaking the law? If they would do it themselves, what is their reasoning?
🚑 – If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed?
💸 – What does your muse think of wealthy people? Do they resent them, or do they believe they earned what they have?
🆘 – What does your muse think of poor people? Do they think they’re a waste of space, or do they want to help them?
📩 – Does your muse prefer to physically write letters or send them online? What is their reasoning?
📢 – Does your muse have a loud personality or a quiet one? Do they enjoy being the center of attention, or would they rather watch and listen?
📊 – How does your muse feel about the state of the world? Could it be better? Could it be worse?
👨 – What is your muse’s relationship like with their father? Is it good, bad, or complicated?
👩 – What is your muse’s relationship like with their mother? Is it good, bad, or complicated?
👧 – What is your muse’s relationship like with their siblings? Who do they get along with best?
👶 – If they have any, what is your muse’s relationship like with their children? Do they feel like they’re a good parent?
👻 – Does your muse believe in an afterlife? What do they think it’s like?
⏰ – Does your muse feel like they need to do things quickly or do they take their time?
⌛️ – How often does your muse think about death? Do they think about it at all?
🔗 – What are your muse’s standards for meaningful relationships? How quickly do they form relationships like these?
🚹 – How would your muse react to losing their father? How would they cope?
🚺 – How would your muse react to losing their mother? How would they cope?
🚼 – How would your muse react to losing a child? How would they cope?
💧 – How would your muse react to losing a best friend? How would they cope?
💔 – How would your muse react to losing a romantic partner? How would they cope?
🐜 – How does your muse feel about animal lives? Do they treat them the same way they’d treat a person, or do they feel they’re inferior?
🌎 – Does your muse want to change the world? How would they go about it?
🎭 – How does your muse handle their emotions? Do they bottle them up or pour them out as soon as they start to feel?
💋 – How does your muse feel about people who cheat? Do they see a reason for it, or is it completely immoral?
🌠 – Would your muse make a wish on a star? If so, what would they wish for?
🎁 – Does your muse celebrate their birthday? If yes, how do they celebrate? If no, why not?
🍟 – How does your muse feel about their body? Would they change it if they could?
💅 – How does your muse feel about gender roles? Do they conform to them, or do they play by their own rules?
🌺 – Does your muse have a favorite flower? Why do they like it?
Welcome to my cage, little lover
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