soljua:

reasons i haven’t replied back:

– i’m socially exhausted
– i don’t have the time right now
– i don’t know how to reply
– i have a bad memory and got distracted
– i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

– i’m ignoring you just because
– i hate you
– i’m fed up with you
– i don’t want to be your friend anymore

ichorveiins:

AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode two – the secret of spoons. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

  • ❝ can you hear me ?
  • ❝ you want help ? fine. ❞
  • ❝ let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a man got fucked. now, how is that for a story
  • ❝ let me paint a picture of what’s waiting for you on the shore. ❞
  • ❝ and all for what ?
  • ❝ and i ain’t even started yet. ❞
  • ❝ this guy gets it. ❞
  • ❝ angry is good. angry gets shit done. ❞
  • ❝ you’re already dead, asshole. at least die a sacrifice for something worthwhile. ❞
  • ❝ let. the motherfucker. burn ! let it all burn. ❞
  • ❝ were you shot at ?
  • ❝ well it depends on who you ask. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t know what the fuck you speak of. ❞
  • ❝ how was the funeral ?
  • ❝ you wanna come in and talk about it ?
  • ❝ mmm-mmm-mmm. what a little asshole. ❞
  • ❝ oh, you know him ?
  • ❝ they don’t have a fucking clue. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t give a fuck if they don’t have a fucking clue, i want one ! give me a fucking clue !
  • ❝ good. compact amended. ❞
  • ❝ your first bed as a free man. enjoy it. ❞
  • ❝ an assault on you is an insult to me. don’t think because i didn’t lose my temper i am not angry, or am lacking a plan. ❞
  • ❝ i didn’t mean to wake you. ❞
  • ❝ they told me you died. ❞
  • ❝ you were just having a bad dream. ❞
  • ❝ you going to miss it ?
  • ❝ too many people tell each other not to repress their emotions, to release their feelings, to let the pain go. there’s a lot to be said for bottling up emotions. ❞
  • ❝ what i say has got to be said, so i want you to consider my words very carefully. ❞
  • ❝ say it. ❞
  • ❝ you are only obligated to feel bad about that for so long. ❞
  • ❝ let there be beauty where there can be. ❞
  • ❝ plan is, we will be meeting with a number of people preeminent in their respective fields, and then we will rendezvous in one of the most important places in the country. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t like dropping in on friends empty handed. ❞
  • ❝ you can’t look out for yourself, how the hell are you gonna look out for me ?
  • ❝ not so fast. we need to talk, [] . ❞
  • ❝ funny how things supposed to make you look good only make it worse. ❞
  • ❝ the fuck is this ?
  • ❝ i’m all sorts, [] .❞
  • ❝ i’m the one they sacrifice to. then till now. ❞
  • ❝ time and attention. better than lamb’s blood. ❞
  • ❝ i hate that. i hate that they were hurting you, [] . i would never do that to you. ❞
  • ❝ i want you in my camp with us. ❞
  • ❝ look at it like this: we’re the coming thing. we are already here. ❞
  • ❝ i was impressed with how you dealt with him/her/them. ❞
  • ❝ who’d have thought you had it in you ?
  • ❝ he/she/they were underestimating you. they all are. not a mistake i’ll make. ❞
  • ❝ i can give you so much more. you name it, honey. what do you need ?
  • ❝ don’t fight gravity, [ ] . i’ve been at this a while. ❞
  • ❝ i’m trying to help you. ❞
  • ❝ keep your neck out of the belt. ❞
  • ❝ that went as well as can be expected. ❞
  • ❝ i think i’m losing my mind. ❞
  • ❝ oh, like the rest of your life is sane. ❞
  • ❝ at times, the universe does seem to have singled you out for unique abuse. in these moments you have to ask yourself, would i rather be ignored ?
  • ❝ always better dead than forgotten, and no one is ever going to forget you. ❞
  • ❝ it’s a sudden onset of strange. fair cause for consternation, unless strange is a new language and what we’re doing here is vocabulary building. ❞
  • ❝ you may have to consider that you didn’t see what you saw, or you did. the world is either crazy or you are. they’re both solid options. take your pick. ❞
  • ❝ when you decide, come and tell me. but don’t rush into it. take your time. difficult decision. ❞
  • ❝ there are bigger sacrifices one might be asked to make than going a little mad. ❞
  • ❝ you wanna know the secret of my success ? the secret is charm. ❞
  • ❝ i only come when matters are vital, as they are now. ❞
  • ❝ god, you are gorgeous. you have not aged. ❞
  • ❝ the truth is not what people want to hear. ❞
  • ❝ prettiest woman, prettiest lies. ❞
  • ❝ black as night, sweet as sin. you take coffee, then i read your future. ❞
  • ❝ he does not know our world. ❞
  • ❝ i’m easing him in. ❞
  • ❝ you are the worst man i have ever seen. ❞
  • ❝ nice to see you, old friend. i brought a gift. ❞
  • ❝ i come here only to share bread and information. what you do with the latter is entirely up to you. ❞
  • ❝ i’d be happy to help. ❞
  • ❝ oh, he is nobody’s husband, and i am nobody’s wife. ❞
  • ❝ family is who you survive with when you need to survive, even if you do not like them. ❞
  • ❝ i am not a good cook. when i was younger there were servants to make meals. here there are no servants; there’s only us. ❞
  • ❝ learning is beneath me. ❞
  • ❝ i thought you were supposed to read tea leaves ?
  • ❝ that bad, huh ? any good news ?
  • ❝ you brought that madness into my life once. never again. ❞
  • ❝ you know me. you know what these hands have done. ❞
  • ❝ you don’t want me, you want [] , and he’s/she’s/they’re not here. ❞
  • ❝ it will be glorious, win or lose. ❞
  • ❝ i am tired of glorious. ❞
  • ❝ everyone thought he/she/they must be the good one. so i became me. ❞
  • ❝ time passes. now i am gray. ❞
  • ❝ i think in the old country i am forgotten, and here, i am like a bad memory. ❞
  • ❝ i know the killing. ❞
  • ❝ to give a good death is art. ❞
  • ❝ every man’s an equal. ❞
  • ❝ is good ?
  • ❝ first blood is mine. so you’ve lost. game is done. ❞
  • ❝ i just started. ❞
  • ❝ ten thousand deaths made right here. ❞
  • ❝ it’s your move. ❞
  • ❝ he’ll take that shot. no joke, no boast, no half-measures. how good are you ?
  • ❝ it’s your decision. ❞
  • ❝ when my voice breaks on this song, remember old love gone. ❞

NSFW Character Trait Meme

arthurpenrose:

Instant Meme, just add character traits! Fill in with your muse’s answers!

  • Preference for top or bottom?
  • Favorite type, looks and personality wise?
  • Get up and shower after or bask in the afterglow all sticky and wet?
  • Monogamous? Open relationship? Polyamorous?
  • Deep and slow? Hard and fast? What’s your character’s preference?
  • Favorite sex position?
  • What’s your character’s favorite kink?
  • How active in bed is your character? Do they like to lie there and take it or do they like to get the most bang for their buck?
  • Kissing during sex, yes or no?
  • Clothes off or on during sex?
  • Lingerie? Yes or no?
  • Would your character join a threesome if given a chance?
  • Your character’s Penis size? 
  • Preference for penis size?
  • Does your character like to roleplay? If so, what?
  • Does your character prefer condoms or bareback?
  • Your character’s most private sexual fantasy?
  • How sexually active is your character?
  • When did your character lose their virginity?
  • Kinks your character would participate in?
  • Kinks your character would not participate in?
  • A character that yours fantasizes about coupling with?

Thought-Provoking Headcanon Meme

assortedrpmemes:

Send a symbol and I’ll answer the question about my muse. (Or answer in character. Whatever works for you!)

⛔️ – How does your muse react to others breaking the law? If they would do it themselves, what is their reasoning?
🚑 – If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed?
💸 – What does your muse think of wealthy people? Do they resent them, or do they believe they earned what they have?
🆘 – What does your muse think of poor people? Do they think they’re a waste of space, or do they want to help them?
📩 – Does your muse prefer to physically write letters or send them online? What is their reasoning?
📢 – Does your muse have a loud personality or a quiet one? Do they enjoy being the center of attention, or would they rather watch and listen?
📊 – How does your muse feel about the state of the world? Could it be better? Could it be worse?
👨 – What is your muse’s relationship like with their father? Is it good, bad, or complicated?
👩 – What is your muse’s relationship like with their mother? Is it good, bad, or complicated?
👧 – What is your muse’s relationship like with their siblings? Who do they get along with best?
👶 – If they have any, what is your muse’s relationship like with their children? Do they feel like they’re a good parent?
👻 – Does your muse believe in an afterlife? What do they think it’s like?
⏰ – Does your muse feel like they need to do things quickly or do they take their time?
⌛️ – How often does your muse think about death? Do they think about it at all?
🔗 – What are your muse’s standards for meaningful relationships? How quickly do they form relationships like these?
🚹 – How would your muse react to losing their father? How would they cope?
🚺 – How would your muse react to losing their mother? How would they cope?
🚼 – How would your muse react to losing a child? How would they cope?
💧 – How would your muse react to losing a best friend? How would they cope?
💔 – How would your muse react to losing a romantic partner? How would they cope?
🐜 – How does your muse feel about animal lives? Do they treat them the same way they’d treat a person, or do they feel they’re inferior?
🌎 – Does your muse want to change the world? How would they go about it?
🎭 – How does your muse handle their emotions? Do they bottle them up or pour them out as soon as they start to feel?
💋 – How does your muse feel about people who cheat? Do they see a reason for it, or is it completely immoral?
🌠 – Would your muse make a wish on a star? If so, what would they wish for?
🎁 – Does your muse celebrate their birthday? If yes, how do they celebrate? If no, why not?
🍟 – How does your muse feel about their body? Would they change it if they could?
💅 – How does your muse feel about gender roles? Do they conform to them, or do they play by their own rules?
🌺 – Does your muse have a favorite flower? Why do they like it?