Hur dur. Ellie in the last of us is a damsel in distress cause she cant swim and Joel has to help her….No you complete fuck knuckle she cant swim because she grew up in a world where she didnt need or get taught to swim unlike Joel who was born before the out break. 

Actually pay attention to the story you fuckwit then call her a damsel. Ellie is anything but a fucking damsel, she is able to hold her own when needed. People piss me the fuck off. 

Grr…I want to burn people.

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I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

@gretaphasmatosmartin

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I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

@tylerxsun

small / tall starters

splattermemes:

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

  • “Get down here!”
  • “Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
  • “I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
  • “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
  • “I don’t appreciate your height.”
  • “I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
  • “I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
  • “I KNOW you can see me.”
  • “Fear me!!!”
  • “Uh…you’re blocking me.”
  • “Can you lift me for a second?”
  • “Slow down! I have short legs.”
  • “I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
  • “Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
  • “I always win at hide and seek.”
  • “I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
  • “Heels make me feel powerful.”
  • “Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
  • “I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
  • “I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
  • “You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

  • “I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
  • “”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
  • “Does my height offend you?”
  • “Let me reach that for you.”
  • “You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
  • “I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
  • “Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
  • “It’s impossible to hide from you.”
  • “No, I don’t play basketball.”
  • “I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
  • “You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
  • “My legs are long and sexy.”
  • “I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
  • “Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
  • “Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
  • “You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
  • “All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
  • “Why are you standing on the counter?”
  • “I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
  • “You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
  • “Let me block the sun for you.”
  • “Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”