children-ofthestars:

• “Oh look, carnage.”
• “I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”
• “Holy shit you look terrible.”
• “Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”
• “This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”
• “Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”
• Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”
• “I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”
• “There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”
• “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”
• “After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”
• “Is that a fucking dragon?”
• “That is genuinely disturbing.”
• “Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”
• “This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”

turnofxrogue:

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

• Name:
• Gender:
• General Appearance:
• Personality:
• Special Talents:
• Who they like better:
• Who they take after more:
• Personal Head canon:
• Face Claim:

single-letter:

-Bonus points if you include hints to the other parent’s identity

thc-wrong-side-of-heaven:

Send “👩‍👦” for a starter where your muse spots mine with a baby after disappearing a year before

Or send “🍼” for MY muse to spot yours.

imlostinthesnow:

Example, if your muse kisses another muse, it is totally fine for you to get on anon and congratulate my muse, or to say that the other muse isn’t right for them. I will answer ic.

sphinxmemesmusings:

❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.

💛: Loves them platonically.

💚: Is a little jealous of them.

💙: Feels pretty indifferent towards them.

💜: Finds them sexually attractive.

💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.

💗: Finds them romantically attractive.

💞: Feels attracted to them, but can’t work out if it’s platonic, sexual, or romantic attraction they’re feeling.

💝: Looks up to them as a role model.

💓: Is intimidated by them, but wants to be friends with them.

💔: Hates their guts.

💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.

absoluterpmemetrash:

Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

1. First – Our muses having their first time
   
2. Mouth – One of our muses going down on the other
3. In – Our muses involved in penetrative sex
4. Plunge – One of our muses fingering the other
5. Behind – Our muses having anal sex
6. Scratch – Our muses having rough sex
7. Voice – Our muses having phone sex
8. Pony – One muse riding the other
9. Beg – One of our muses denying the other their orgasm
10. Toys – One muse uses sex toys on the other
11. More – One muse has multiple orgasms
12. Play – Our muses roleplay in the bedroom
13. Video – Our muses watch pornography together
14. Speed – Our muses have a quickie
15. Blind – One muse blindfolds the other for sex
16. Worship – One muse worships the others body during sex
17. Control – One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex
18. Perform – One muse watching the other masturbate for them
19. Watch – One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner
20. Alone – One muse masturbating to the thought of the other
21. Bind – Our muses using restraints in the bedroom
22. Risky – Our muses having sex without protection
23. Motor – Our muses having sex in a car
24. Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel
25. Party – Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together
26. Nature – Our muses having sex outside
27. Pray – Our muses have sex in a house of worship
28. Sorry – Our muses having sex after an argument
29. Reunite – Our muses having sex after being apart for some time
30. Rub – Our muses take part in frottage/friction play
31. Slap – One muse spanks the other
32. Partition – One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other
33. Passing – Our muses have a one night stand
34. Domestic – Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple
35. Honeymoon – Our muses have sex as newlyweds
36. Celebrate – Our muses have sex on a holiday
37. Caught – Our muse get caught having sex by a third party
38. Friends – Our muses are friends with benefits
39. Wet – Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)
40. Coffee – Our muses have sex in the morning
41. Private – Our muses have sex in a closet
42. Math – Our muses have sex in the 69 position
43. Beast – One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other
44. Veins – Our muses indulge in bloodplay
45. Create – Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive
46. Flowering – Our muses have sex while one is pregnant
47. Gasp – Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom
48. Lock – One muse uses a chastity device on the other
49. Whisper – One muse dirty talks the other
50. Liquor – Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol
51. Influence – Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie
52. Exposed – Our muses take part in exhibitionism
53. Warning – Our muses try some more dangerous sex
54. Silent – One muse gags the other
55. Past – Our muses have sex in a historical AU
56. Shame – One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game
57. Doctor – One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay
58. Reflect – Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror
59. Greed – Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex
60. Strap – One muse pegs the other
61. Throne – One muse sits on the other’s face
62. Magic – Our muses have sex as part of a ritual
63. Feel – Our muses engage in sensation play
64. Soldier – Our muses play with a military/uniform kink
65. Holy – One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.
66. Survival – Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm
67. Finale – Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm
68. Heal – One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner
69. Goodbye – Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other
70. Slumber – One muse has a sex dream about the other

sphinxmemesmusings:

Even if they might be innocent!