“The werewolf children I killed in a fit of rage when their parents killed my wife and child.”
🗝 What kill are you the most regretful for?
“If you could take a pill to have the perfect body, but you would lose your sex drive, would you take it?”
“When you encounter a large dick (that isn’t you), what is your initial reaction?”
“Could you handle not looking in a mirror for an entire week? … You can see your reflection right?”
“Yes I can see my reflection and I do not spend every waking moment in front of it, I barely use the one that I have.”
Who did you learn more from growing up: your mom or your dad?
“My father taught me most of what I know, though my mother did teach me how to cook and how to not be an asshole to women.”
the-solitary-monster 