“You know what’s hilarious? Is that you think you could ever do that to me or any other witch ever! Wow. So I see you’re not that smart and so I can’t really be offended by anything you say. Vampires have rules because that’s how you were made. Witches don’t need rules because we are the creators and you are just the creation … Also, you think the Blair witch is real soo …”
“Excuse me I was around when the blair witch was made and I know it isnt real. I probably know more about it than you do. I’ve seen your house and all the little bones you collect. Are you tying to make a friend? Im sure they would leave as well.”
“Oh, you made rules. That’s quaint.” Greta said though she did fold her arms over herself as a sign of good faith. “Yeah well, I was right about you flying like a blind bat. Are you done?”
“I could just compel you if I really wanted to.” He pointed out with a smirk. “All vampires have rules, its witches that dont. I dont steal children. I might fly blind as a bat but I collect teeth.”
“Yes, that’s exactly what I do. I flail my arms around. Would you like a demonstration?”
He landed hard as he had not been expecting her to use her magic on him he stood up and glared at her. “If I am not allowed to bite you then you are not allowed to use your magic on me witch.” He hissed as he stared at her for a moment before laughing. “You did flail your arms around though, I was right.”
“The only bit of magick you have and you choose to turn in to a bat! I DON’T WORK WITH WANDS! They are stupid and only cheaters and children use them!”
“I cant even turn into a bat. You need to brush up on vampire lore, liten häxa. See you should use them, you are a child after all. So if you dont use wands do you just flail your arms and hands around to cast spells?”
“At least as a bat I can fly better than you can on you broom. How many cats do you have? Are they all black? Are you always mad because you have your wand somewhere it shouldnt be?”
“ … yes! How did you know? How long have you been watching me? Do you get a direct feed straight to your coffin? Is there like a little tv build in there?”
“Yeah, your potion. Do you still want it, even though it’s wracked with children’s blood? You love children’s blood, right?”
“Of course all vampires love childrens blood. At least we dont lure kids in with candy houses then fatten them up. I havent seen your house but I am sure you have big candy canes out the front of it.”
“ … yes! How did you know? How long have you been watching me? Do you get a direct feed straight to your coffin? Is there like a little tv build in there?”
“All witches crash on their first time, it was just a guess. If I sleep in a coffin you must have children tied up in your basement, getting ready to cook them for some potion.”
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