Tidings of Comfort?

the-solitary-monster:

@anitafxckingblake​:

@the-solitary-monster

It was the letter that got her. How it arrived at her front door with little to no announcement and the look on Jean-Claude’s face when she had shown it to him led her to the speakeasy of a night club. She wasn’t sure if she was being in impudent by coming alone or too stubborn to be stupid, but the letter was addressed to Jean-Claude’s Human Servant and that stroke a nerve. 

Anita glanced down at the address on the letter and back to the club entrance, flashing a masked confident smile at the human servant guarding the door as she walked into the empty and silent club.

She sighed. “Well, that’s a little disappointing.”

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Axel disliked having to leave his home and come to America, he much preferred the solitude he was granted, only leaving on the odd occasion to deal with council business. How ever the fact that the master vampire in 

St. Louis had been killed and answers were needed. 

He had sent a letter to Jean-Claude’s human servant instead of him as he knew it would be delivered to him. Though as he watched Anita arrive at the club without the vampire he was a little curious, he sat in teh office of the club for a few moments before going to join her. 

“May I ask what is disappointing?” Axel questions as he stepped into the room, he was lucky that he could pass as human on most days, unlike some that even at the age he was had trouble.  “Please sit, would you care for a drink?”

EVER WONDER WHAT MY MUSE SAYS ABOUT YOURS?

ofhotheads:

Send me a symbol.

📖 for what my muse would write about yours in their diary.
📷 for what my muse would say to the paparazzi about yours.
💋 for what my muse would say to the person trying to woo your muse.
🔪 for the eulogy my muse would give for yours.
💌 for a letter my muse would write to yours.
📫 for a letter my muse would write about yours to a third party.
📨 for a text my muse would send to yours.
💬 for a text my muse would send to yours to a third party.
💀 for what my muse would say upon hearing about your muse’s death.
👪 for what my muse would say to your muse’s child about them.
👊 for what my muse would say upon hearing yours has been arrested.
💒 for the toast my muse would give at your muse’s wedding.

“Fuck” Sentence Starters

splattermemes:

Angry

  • “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
  • “Fuck this.”
  • “Get the fuck out of here.”
  • “Who the fuck are you?”
  • “Fuck that!”

  • “I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
  • “Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
  • “Shut the fuck up.“
  • “Get your fucking act together.”
  • “Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
  • “Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
  • “Get your fucking hands off of me!”

  • “Stay the fuck away from me.”

  • “Who stole my fucking shit?!”
  • “Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
  • “You wanna fucking go, punk?”
  • “Get the fuck over it.”

  • “Where the fuck have you been?”
  • “What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

  • “Fuck life.” 
  • “No, I’m not fucking over it.”
  • “Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
  • “What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
  • “Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
  • “I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
  • “Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
  • “The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
  • “I fucking miss him/her/them.”
  • “Who the fuck cares?”
  • “All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
  • “I fucked up my own life.”
  • “I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

  • “Fuck you!”
  • “I fucked your mom last night.” 
  • “You’re a fucking asshole.”
  • “You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 
  • “Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 
  • “Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
  • “Go fuck yourself.”
  • “Motherfucker!”
  • “Wow, that’s fucking small.”
  • “Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

  • “Fuck me.”
  • “I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
  • “I’d fuck you all night long.”
  • “You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
  • “You look so fucking hot right now.”
  • “Fuck–faster~”
  • “FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
  • “I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
  • “Babe, fuck–not here.”
  • “You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
  • “I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
  • “I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
  • “F-fuck–please–~”
  • “I’d let you fuck me any day.”
  • “You better use a fucking condom.”
  • “Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
  • “Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
  • “Fuck, it’s big.”
  • “Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

  • “Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
  • “How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
  • “Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
  • “I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
  • “This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
  • “It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
  • “Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
  • “What the fuck did we do last night?”
  • “Where the fuck am I?”
  • “Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
  • “Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
  • “Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
  • “Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
  • “Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
  • “It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
  • “FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

Send the Mun a number!

frommemetoyou:

  1. Why did you choose your muse?
  2. What will you and your muse never agree on?
  3. What do you and your muse have in common?
  4. What is your muse’s best trait?
  5. What is your best trait?
  6. What traits do you look for in others?
  7. What is the most off-putting habit?
  8. If you and your muse swapped places, which of you would handle the lifestyle change the best?
  9. What is your favourite thing about the fandom?
  10. What is your biggest peeve in regards to the fandom?
  11. When were you first introduced to roleplaying?
  12. If you could live the life of any character from any series, who would you choose?
  13. What was your first OTP?
  14. Do you have any pets?
  15. Do you have any siblings?
  16. What does family mean to you?
  17. Has roleplaying taught you any life skills? 
  18. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  19. What was your longest relationship?
  20. If you could give past you one piece of advice, what would it be?
  21. What would your dream house look like?
  22. Can you drive?
  23. Can you swim?
  24. Can you handstand?
  25. How many languages do you speak?
  26. Have you ever broken a bone?
  27. What is your biggest fear?
  28. What do you worry about frequently?
  29. What never seems to stress you out?
  30. What is the most daring thing you’ve ever done?
  31. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
  32. What is your biggest regret?
  33. Post a picture of yourself
  34. How old are you?
  35. How many roleplay accounts have you had over the course of your time?
  36. How well can you cook?
  37. What is your favourite thing to eat?
  38. What is your least favourite thing to eat?
  39. What do you miss the most about being young?
  40. What do you hope will happen as you grow older?
  41. Do you have a personal blog?
  42. Write a letter to past you
  43. Write a letter to future you
  44. What country do you live in?
  45. Tell us your favourite joke
  46. Do you believe in fate and/or destiny?
  47. Can you sing?
  48. What will always cheer you up no matter what?
  49. What will always manage to piss you off?
  50. Do you have a favourite football team?
  51. Do you have any secret talents?
  52. Make a wish
  53. What is your favourite film?
  54. What is your favourite song?
  55. What is your earlier memory?

30 Uncommon Character Development Questions ( send me a number )

edhelernil-a:

  1. What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this – optional.
  2. Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.
  3. Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?
  4. Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?
  5. What are their chief tension areas? 
  6. If you were to pick one song – and only one song – to describe your character, what would it be and why?
  7. How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?
  8. Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?
  9. Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.
  10. If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?
  11. What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?
  12. Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.
  13. Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something? 
  14. Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?
  15. Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?
  16. What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.
  17. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?
  18. Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?
  19. If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?
  20. If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?
  21. Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?
  22. Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?
  23. Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?
  24. Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?
  25. Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?
  26. How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?
  27. If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?
  28. Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?
  29. Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?
  30. Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?

Random headcanon meme!

giraffys-rpmemes:

: What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep? 

✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?

⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?

♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?

☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?

⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?

⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?

☃  : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one? 

☂  : Does your muse like rain?

☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?

🏨  : How well does your muse sleep?

: What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?

☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?

⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?

👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?

♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?

❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?

♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?

📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?

♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?

εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?

📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?

☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?

ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?

✝ : Is your muse religious?