⍤: What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep?
✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?
☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?
⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?
♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?
☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?
⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?
⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?
☃ : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one?
☂ : Does your muse like rain?
☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?
🏨 : How well does your muse sleep?
❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?
☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?
⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?
👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?
♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?
❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?
♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?
📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?
♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?
εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?
📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?
☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?
ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?
I’ve seen so many Christmas starter sentences with fluff and all nice things, so i wanted to make anti-Christmas starters! Sentences taken from few songs
“Outside the carolers start to sing.. I can’t describe the joy they bring, ‘cause joy is something they don’t bring me.”
“Their whiny voices get irritating.”
“So I stand with a dead smile on my face.”
“Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste”
“Oh god I hate these Satan’s helpers.”
“And then I guess I must’ve snapped, because I grabbed a baseball bat and made them all run for shelter.”
“It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand all year.”
“I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer.”
“You people scare me!”
“Please stay away from my home, if you don’t wanna get beat down.”
“Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.”
“Well I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve..”
“I won’t be home for Christmas.”
“There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree gussied up candy canes and balls.”
“Those carolers have kept me up for hours.”
“It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls.”
“There’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand..”
“It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools, but it’ll surely make a fool out of every man.”
“If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas.”
“You know where to stick those jingle bells!”
“If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah.”
“Joy to the world and jack and coke.”
“Now every year the malls are just a madhouse.”
“Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit..”
“And those colored lights are fucking infantile.”
“I think we collectively as the people, should rise against this corporate jolly noise.”
“Tell the world let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change!”
“Before we spend it all on fucking toys.”
“Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!”
“Joy to the world of getting stoned.”
“Leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.”
“Merry fucking Christmas!”
“It’s Christmas day, i’m alone again.”
“Santa, you bitch.”
“Didn’t get a damn thing from my Christmas list.”
“I wish my old girl/boy would’ve never kissed Saint Nick.”
“Santa, you player, I thought we were friends.”
“Please come back home and leave that fat man alone.”
“I know I’ve been a real bad guy.”
“My name’s made the list, more than a few times.”
“You could light up a candle for every mistake that I’ve made.”
“Wrap me up like a present and throw me away.”
“Let the bells ring on a fool’s holiday.”
“I swear that I’m more than just broken promises.”
“Do not open til you’ve got forever to spend with me on a fool’s holiday.”
“Everybody waits for Christmas, but for me it’s New Year’s day.”
“Everywhere there’s joy around this festive time of year and happiness has never felt so far away.”
“I’m not supposed to feel this way.”
“All that I want this year for Christmas in New Year’s day.”
“It’s only seven days till Christmas. Six more till New Year’s day.”
“I remember how I used to feel, at Christmas..”
“Now last year’s summer romance, is this year’s winter blues.”
“Now i hope you’re happy with yourself, ‘cause i’m not laughing.”
“Don’t you think it’s kind of crappy what you did this holiday?”
“When i gave you my heart, you ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash.”
“Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!”
“I’m tearing down decorations, they remind me of your smile.”
“I hate that mistletoe, it makes me think of our first kiss.”
“I’m jingle belling and everyone’s yelling.”
“We’ll drink ‘til the bars shut us down. Ain’t that just what Christmas is all about?”
“Wait,” Anita sighed as she pulled on her coat and shoved her wallet in her back pocket, “Vampires can have ‘animals to call’? What is that, like a pet or something?”
Why was it that everyday she was learning something new about vampires and the supernatural and upon occasion wishing that she didn’t? The saying was definitely true, ignorance is bliss- but at a certain point all of these surprises were beginning to get less and less, well, surprising. “It starts now,” Anita rose her hand as they moved out into the cold autumn night, turning to lock up the building behind her so she wouldn’t forget and find herself in a shouting match with Bert about the whole thing. “No more.”
Anita couldn’t help but feel a little odd that he had opened the door for her. She knew that it was another one of his kind traits and maybe an old habit that never died, but chivalry always sort of… irked her. Nevertheless, Anita smiled gently at him and entered his car smoothly, thankful for the ample foot room as she was what one could call, fun-sized.
“If only coffee was a food… Well, is it bad to say that I’m craving pizza?”
“Mhmm.” He said as she asked about the animals, he would wait till they were in the car before he would explain more. He laughed and nodded as she said that the no talking about JC started now.
“If coffee was food that’s all you would eat.” He joked as he started the car and drove away from her office. “I can make pizza for you, I learnt how to make pizza from scratch when I lived in Italy.” Axel told her as he looked over at her. “I should have enough food to make pizza at home.”
“Oh so yes we can call animals, but only master vampires can do it. Some call cats, wolves, birds, anything really they can call it.” Axel explained as they drove out of the city.
01. what makes you the most emotional about your muse? 02. why did you decide to write this muse? 03. if you could change one event in your muse’s life, what would you change? 04. if you could tell your muse one thing, what would you tell them? what would they say? 05. if you could give your muse one gift, what would you give them? why? 06. if you had to take one positive thing away from your muse, what would you take away? 07. if you could “borrow” one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself, what would you borrow? 08. do you genuinely want your muse to be happy? what do you think would make them most happy in life? 09. do you enjoy putting your muse through angst? what do you think would break their heart the most? 10. what do you love about your muse? 11. what do you hate about your muse? 12. how would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time? 13. would you like your muse as a person if you met them in real life? 14. in what ways are you better than your muse? in what ways are they better than you? 15. what aspect of your muse’s personality is most important to you? what about to them?
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