alannasroleplaymemes:

I don’t care if it’s cute, sexual, or violent. Just do it!

theblacksails:

Leave my muse a sexual confession 
Ask my muse questions about their relationships or sex lives 
Tell my muse a fantasy they have involving them 
Have my muse rate a kink 
Ask my muse for sex advice 
Anonymous is on

deivll:

lucifer sentence starters
↳ episode 1 – 3

• i like to punish people too.
  
• are you trying to bribe me?
• it’s only money
• .you break the law sometimes, don’t you?
• it feels good to get away with something, doesn’t it?
• go on, take it. buy yourself something pretty.
• you little devil.
• shouldn’t you be spending your valuable time doing something more significant?
• don’t know. don’t care. not my problem.
  
• he will not be merciful for much longer.
• you’re famous, aren’t you?
• did i sell my soul to the devil?
  
• with all the good came a hell of a lot of bad.
• so the devil made you do it, did he?
• i suggested you work with him, not sleep with him.
• oh god, i’m a mess.
• what happens now – that’s up to you.
• what did you do?!
• why did you end her life?!
  
• there’s gonna be a lot of attention on this one.
• do you know the shooter?
• like to play cop, do you?
• i just like to play in general.
• now, don’t you think that’s interesting?
• immortality. of course. you spell that with one or two M’s? i always forget.
• what will your corrupt little organisation do about this?
• will you find the person responsible? will they be punished?
• you’ve got some balls on you, pal.
  
• i could swear i’ve seen you naked. have we had sex?
• someone out there needs to be punished!
• what is this, a wedding or a kidnapping?
• it’s hard to be rejected, isn’t it?
• i’d kill someone if they denied me. not that that’s possible.
• did you want her dead?
• i am not playing that mind game with you.
• i really don’t want to have sex with him tonight.
  
• i have narcotics for him.
• can someone please turn down this god-awful music!
• without the blues, there’d be no devil’s music whatsoever.
• you’re being clear alright. if you’re looking to get yourself killed.
• i didn’t kill her!
• people sometimes kill people with whom they’re in love. the heart’s mysterious.
• girl made me crazy!
• welcome to the party!
• i have far too many bullets in this thing for you to still be talking.
• what do you desire more than anything else in this life?
• you’re not like – a jedi or something, are you?
• i know something you don’t know.
• well, they’re threatened. you’re clearly smart and have notable instincts.
• i don’t think you’re allowed to smoke in here.
• that’s a hooker’s name.
  
• i don’t know whether to laugh or to shoot you.
• are you at all aware of how dickish you sound?
• i wouldn’t recommend it. i’m like walking heroin.
• i tend to appeal to the dark, mischievous hearts in all of you.
• you seem oddly immune to my charms.
• truth be told, i find you repulsive.
• did you roofie her?
• my word is my bond.
• what’s your deepest, darkest desire?
• you wouldn’t want any nasty secrets screwing that up for you though, would you?
• god, you are a terrible liar.
• despite your proclaimed revulsion, you can’t deny that there’s a connection between us.
• i made her, and she ruined me.
• i’m gonna punish you.
• back off, you freak!
• he needs to pay! he needs to suffer! he needs to feel the pain, not escape it!
• i don’t want to die.
  
• why aren’t you more dead?
• you’re having a very hard time with the immortal thing, aren’t you?
• i’m pretty sure i’d be dead if you hadn’t helped me, so thank you.
• you know, you’re far too interesting to let die.
• i think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
• i’d stay for the family reunion, but it’s giving me terrible IBS.
• you scared i’m turning my back on the dark side?
• you wouldn’t want to start a war.
• i look forward to eating your heart one day.
  
• have you seen the face of the devil?
• i’m willing to work within your metaphor.
• i’d kick a puppy if one waltzed by. i’m joking. puppies don’t waltz.
• i’m gonna figure out your secret.
• i guess we both have our mysteries.
• i’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
  
• if i don’t affect you, i’m curious as to what does.
• if you desire something, just take it.
• you’re not gonna get away with this. i’m gonna make sure of it.
• what are you hiding?
• are you really gonna try and prove his innocence?
• sorry, do you want a hit?
• it’s ‘puff, puff, pass’, not ‘puff, puff, stomp angrily.’
• you brought pot to a crime scene?
• i’m sure there’s some stragglers we could get into trouble with, huh?
• it’s called a devil’s threesome for a reason.
  
• if you’ve come to lecture me, can you just save it for later? i’m annoyingly sober right now.
• you must have done something salacious in your youth.
• i’m not gonna tell you anything.
• i don’t want to know about the case, so you can keep your dirty little secrets.
• i’ve seen the hatred in her eyes when she looks at you.
• i just did everything i could to keep others from making the same mistakes i did.
  
• who are you protecting?
• i was hoping for sexy, salacious details, and i instead i got taken on a trip down depression lane.
• don’t you dare disrespect me.
• you will not speak to me this way!
• am i interrupting some creepy foreplay you two have?
• we all know what the road to hell is paved with, don’t we?
  
• they don’t give out pulitzers for nip-slips.
• if it’s any consolation, you look really good in it.
• you don’t decide who gets punished and how.
• let’s go deliver some punishment.
• you’re a necessary evil.
• i’ll kill you, you crazy bitch!
• you both get a gun. let’s see who shoots first.
• what’s to stop us from shooting you?
• you’re interrupting my punishment.
• you’re lucky i figured out your insane, ironic punishment before anyone got killed.
• you tried to do some good. to help someone. don’t throw it all away.
  
• i thought i’d use you to remedy a situation that i’ve mishandled and annoy you in the process.
• you know exactly what i’m asking you.
• didn’t mean to hurt you.
• i hope the guy who hurt you got in lots of trouble.
• i’m so very used to being in control of everything.
• i doubt he’ll be able to string two words together right now, much less have a conversation.
• what happened to you?
• i can’t get away from him!
  
• what’s the worst that can happen?
• you could learn a thing or two from this guy.
• you are in desperate need of my help.
• i mean – you are like a four-leaf clover and a unicorn made a baby.
• i’ve met your type before. so desperate to control their lives that they forget to enjoy it.
• this is the fantasy life of a postmenopausal housewife.
• i want to get laid so damn bad.
  
• i very much beg your pardon?
• i’m freaking out, okay?
• i need that favour.
• thanks for being super-cryptic in a really unhelpful way.
• we’ve got a murder on our hands.
• you forget that my expertise is finding the right people to punish.
• so there’s a bona fide killer on the loose that needs to be punished.
• haven’t i proven myself extremely useful at detectiving?
• i don’t want to be stuck out here with these miscreants.
• you call watching porn on your phone useful?
• i wish i’d never met you.
• the person responsible is still out there.
• i just want to make sure that you’re punishing the right person.
  
• this place is built on lies where nothing is authentic or genuine.
• i’m gonna tear him limb from limb.
• your anger toward this minor inconvenience feels a little disproportionate.
• we need to ask you a few questions.
• i don’t think the plan was to kill you.
• i think they wanted to scare you.
• you’re like two pathetic peas in a pod.
• someone must’ve hired her for this.
• if your problem’s that stick up your ass, i’m afraid there’s no one strong enough to pull that out.
• am i up for encouraging someone to commit a nefarious act? put me in, coach.
• your professional reputation has taken a bit of a dive. as has your sexual one, i’m afraid.
• just sit tight and we’ll all get what we want.
• you know who you’re messing with?
• you’ve certainly been a busy bee, haven’t you?
• it seems you’re a bit of a two-pump chump.
• please don’t hurt me – please.
• i’m not gonna hurt you. i’m going to destroy you.
  
• see, that’s why i don’t lie. it’s so hard to keep track of who knows what.
• i still don’t understand.
• if he left me, i would be ruined.
• she didn’t want to go through with it.
• i’m finally focusing my anger where it belongs.
• but you know what? you, uh – you stayed good to your word.
• you are crazy. but you’re my crazy, you hear me?
• are you too egotistical to acknowledge my help?
• i think that’s why you’re here. to reinvent yourself.
• i told you, i’m good at punishing people – nay, i’m the best at punishing people.