College Life Text Starters

splattermemes:

enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Class

• “[txt] can you send me notes? i don’t get anything the professor says”
• “[txt] we should totally start a study group!”
  
• “[txt] can you sign my name on the attendance sheet?”
  
• “[txt] ive given up on going to class.”
  
• “[txt] theres EXTRA CREDIT!!!”
  
• “[txt] ive changed my major 4 times so idk”
  

Fun

• “[txt] i know it’s 2 am but we should get some food” / “[txt] it’s ONLY 2 am”
• “[txt] there’s this really cool event on the quad tonight, we should go”
  
• “[txt] did someone spray paint that statue’s dick again?”
  
• “[txt] the professor was really doing the most today.. -image attached-”
  
• “[txt] there’s free pizza”
  
• “[txt] we should hang out tonight, my roommate skipped town”
  

Roommates

• “[txt] who ate my cereal?”
  
• “[txt] i’m NOT doing the dishes again” / “[txt] im letting them soak”
• “[txt] if i have to hear you mewling like a kitten in heat at 3 am one more time i just might fling myself off the dorm rooftop”
  
• “[txt] it’s not a party if the only people around are the ones that live here”
  
• “[txt] can you stop texting me from the other room?”
  
• “[txt] i thought i asked for some privacy??”
  

Obstacles

• “[txt] i can’t afford to go out tonight”
  
• “[txt] there was a RAT”
• “[txt] obviously the only solution is to run away from my problems”
  
• “[txt] college is hard.”
  
• “[txt] i just get homesick sometimes”
  
• “[txt] if only there was FUCKING parking”
  

Parties

• “[txt] someone threw up in the sink”
• “[txt] can you come pick me up? things have gotten kinda crazy”
  
• “[txt] i found out what a kegstand is”
  
• “[txt] so m aybe i dou knowe how 2 dance *beer emojis*”
  
• “[txt] i could be studying right now”
  
• “[txt] people are talking to me. im panicking.”
  

Finals

• “[txt] everything hurts and i’m dying”
  
• “[txt] sleep?? idk her”
  
• “[txt] please just take a nap” / “[txt] just take a nap with me”
• “[txt] i havent had anything other than coffee in 72 hours”
  
• “[txt] should i drop out? i think ill drop out.”
  
• “[txt] i had a dream i got run over by a bus and it was the highlight of my week”