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HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) STARTERS

content warnings for cursing, murder, gendered slurs, etc.

• ‘ what are sisters for? ’
  
• ‘ am i in a dorm room? ’
  
• ‘ she finally rolls in. ’
  
• ‘ you were kind of a mess last night. ’
  
• ‘ did you really think you could keep it a secret from me? ’
  
• ‘ is that chocolate milk i see? ’
  
• ‘ sisters don’t keep secrets. ’
  
• ‘ consider it collective amnesia. ’
  
• ‘ i think something like this is bound to have some pretty serious consequences. ’
  
• ‘ i’m not falling in love with you. ’
  
• ‘ earth to space bitch! ’
  
• ‘ don’t be too late, or all the cute boys will be taken. ’
  
• ‘ don’t mess with a kappa bitch! ’
  
• ‘ she’s been boning some mystery guy. ’
  
• ‘ there’s your stalker. ’
  
• ‘ why were you wearing that stupid mask anyway? ’
  
• ‘ you can make it up to me later. ’
  
• ‘ don’t ‘what’ me. you know exactly what you’re doing. ’
  
• ‘ EAT IT, BITCH! ’
  
• ‘ do you want me to punch you in the face again? ’
  
• ‘ welcome to the pleasure dome. ’
  
• ‘ at least my nickname wasn’t blowfish! ’
  
• ‘ okay, i’m officially over this. ’
  
• ‘ oh my god, this is a nightmare. ’
  
• ‘ nice one, dickhead. ’
  
• ‘ you never returned any of my texts. ’
  
• ‘ i feel like i’m losing my mind. ’
  
• ‘ SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! ’
  
• ‘ get AWAY FROM ME! ’
  
• ‘ will you please stop staring at me like i took a dump on your mom’s head? ’
  
• ‘ what?! nobody’s perfect! ’
  
• ‘ that’s your genius plan? ’
  
• ‘ are you sure you’re okay? ’
  
• ‘ technically, you should be dead. ’
  
• ‘ i need to get out of here. ’
  
• ‘ CATCH ME NOW BITCH! ’
  
• ‘ why are you doing this to me? ’
  
• ‘ show your face, you pussy! ’
  
• ‘ oh shit! ’
  
• ‘ if only it were that easy. ’
  
• ‘ are you always this charming in the morning? ’
  
• ‘ it’s a long story. ’
  
• ‘ seriously? i hate this sticker. ’
  
• ‘ i wanna hear your story! ’
  
• ‘ i’m not a good person. ’
  
• ‘ i don’t think i have that many chances left. ’
  
• ‘ call the police. ’
  
• ‘ he has a gun! ’
  
• ‘ see you soon, asshole. ’
  
• ‘ i can’t believe you tried to save my life. ’
  
• ‘ do you mind if i borrow this? ’
  
• ‘ stop trying to be someone you’re not. ’
  
• ‘ if i finally make it through this day somehow, i’m gonna have his babies. ’
  
• ‘ are you high? ’
  
• ‘ i’m ending this. ’
  
• ‘ i can’t change what i’ve done, but i can start trying to be a better person today. ’
  
• ‘ what lame little self-help book did you get that from? ’
  
• ‘ c’mon hon, live a little! ’
  
• ‘ a few calories won’t kill you. ’
  
• ‘ all of this running and hiding has made me so miserable. ’
  
• ‘ i am so, so sorry that i hurt you. ’
  
• ‘ i’m here, and i love you. ’
  
• ‘ stay calm. ’
  
• ‘ this is a really bad idea. ’
  
• ‘ you’re a real nice surprise. ’
  
• ‘ you’re a feisty little shit, ain’t you? ’
  
• ‘ it’s kinda like houdini. ’
  
• ‘ what are you going to wish for? ’
  
• ‘ tomorrow’s good enough for me. ’
  
• ‘ this can’t be happening! ’
  
• ‘ going somewhere? ’
  
• ‘ it’s never gonna stop! ’
  
• ‘ you’re freaking me out. ’
  
• ‘ you poisoned it! ’
  
• ‘ you’d think i’d try to poison you with a fucking cupcake? ’
  
• ‘ you really are crazy. ’
  
• ‘ you stupid little whore! ’
  
• ‘ i know i’ve been a bad roommate, but isn’t this a bit much? ’
  
• ‘ you’ve been trying to kill me over some stupid guy? ’
  
• ‘ i knew there was something wrong with her. ’
  
• ‘ she never wore make-up, she never posted any cute selfies, and she literally owned a pair of crocs. all the signs of a psycho killer! ’
  
• ‘ i’ll see you soon. ’
  
• ‘ now that your bedroom is officially a crime scene, where are you planning on crashing? ’
  
• ‘ who’s bill murray? ’
  
• ‘ how do you sleep at night? ’
  
• ‘ you are such a jerk! ’
  
• ‘ i’m gonna kill you! ’
  
• ‘ i’m not sleeping in my car again, it smells like hot pockets and feet! ’