“Wait I know the traumatic thing that happened to you. YOu crashed your broom while learning to fly, didnt you?

gretaphasmatosmartin:

“ … yes! How did you know? How long have you been watching me? Do you get a direct feed straight to your coffin? Is there like a little tv build in there?”

“All witches crash on their first time, it was just a guess. If I sleep in a coffin you must have children tied up in your basement, getting ready to cook them for some potion.” 

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