“Wait I know the traumatic thing that happened to you. YOu crashed your broom while learning to fly, didnt you?

@gretaphasmatosmartin​‌:

gretaphasmatosmartin:

“ … yes! How did you know? How long have you been watching me? Do you get a direct feed straight to your coffin? Is there like a little tv build in there?”

“Yeah, your potion. Do you still want it, even though it’s wracked with children’s blood? You love children’s blood, right?”

“Of course all vampires love childrens blood. At least we dont lure kids in with candy houses then fatten them up. I havent seen your house but I am sure you have big candy canes out the front of it.”

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