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✧    THE   VAMPIRE   DIARIES   PROMPTS   !   (  PART   I  .   )

*  A MIXTURE OF TVD  S1  - S2 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

• ‘ You left that girl alive tonight. That was very careless of you.. ‘
  
• ‘ I promised you an eternity of misery, so I’m just keeping my word.. ‘
  
• ‘ But wherever you go, people die.. ‘
  
• ‘ I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun. ‘
  
• ‘ Are these bites going to turn me into a vampire? ‘
  
• ‘ I like being the eternal stud. ‘
  
• ‘ You have a lot more insults in you, I can tell. ‘
  
• ‘ Everything you know, and every belief that you have, is about to change. ‘
  
• ‘ I’m getting really bored and really impatient, and I don’t do bored and impatient. ‘
  
• ‘ How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe, huh? ‘
  
• ‘ I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless, and overrated. ‘
  
• ‘ Tip for later – be careful who you invite in the house. ‘
  
• ‘ I promise I will keep your secret, but…I can’t be with you. ‘
  
• ‘ It’s so not what you’re craving, but it’ll do in a pinch. ‘
  
• ‘ Our values and our actions, they define who we are. ‘
  
• ‘ How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you’ve done? ‘
  
• ‘ This daylight thing is a bitch! I need more blood! ‘
  
• ‘ Well, your life was pathetic; your afterlife doesn’t have to be. ‘
  
• ‘ You confuse me for someone with remorse.. ‘
  
• ‘ Why does everybody have to die on me? ‘
  
• ‘ Uh, have you met you? You’re not a nice person. ‘
  
• ‘

  After a century, I finally realized death means nothing without you.

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• ‘ I couldn’t miss your hundredth and…whatever birthday. ‘
  
• ‘ You saved my life – I’m sparing yours. We’re even. ‘
  
• ‘ It’s not like the welcome wagon was waiting with a bunk cake and a handbook. ‘
  
• ‘ You promise not to do that mind-control-thing with me? ‘
  
• ‘ Vampires can’t procreate. But we love to try. ‘
  
• ‘ It’s not like we all hang out at the ‘vamp bar and grill’. ‘
  
• ‘ You know…you were there in the road, all ‘damsel in distress’-like. ‘
  
• ‘ You just found out that your boyfriend is a vampire. ‘
  
• ‘ Now you remember that. Because it’s never happening again. ‘
  
• ‘ If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it. ‘
  
• ‘ What if your blood hasn’t passed out of her system?! ‘
  
• ‘ You went in there not knowing if you could come back out? ‘
  
• ‘ Is that a vampire thing? ‘Cause I read vampires don’t like running water. ‘
  
• ‘ First rule about vampires: don’t believe anything you read. ‘
  
• ‘ So you want a pity turn? I don’t think so. ‘
  
• ‘ You should turn me ‘cause I don’t have anything else. ’
  
• ‘ Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night. ‘
  
• ‘ Can you just not joke around for two seconds? ‘
  
• ‘ We’ll just add it to the growing list of how everything’s falling apart. ‘
  
• ‘ Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend. ‘
  
• ‘ You know this vampire problem is real, right? It’s a potential bloodbath. ‘
• ‘

  Do you wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news?

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• ‘ I wanted to feed on him, and it took everything inside of me not to do it. ‘
• ‘ I have this hunger inside of me that I’ve never… I’ve never felt before in my entire life ‘
  
• ‘ Does that mean you’re okay, now, with all the cravings? ‘
• ‘ You were playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed-off vampires.. ‘
  
• ‘ I’m talking about the fact that you’re a closet blood junkie. ‘
  
• ‘ There’s that switch – sometimes it goes off and you snap… ‘
  
• ‘ If you’re just gonna mock me, could you move along, please? ‘
  
• ‘

  He has a fridge, full of stolen blood bank contraband, in the house.

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• ‘ Normal to a vampire is drinking human blood, but he’s spent all this time fighting it. ‘
  
• ‘ I wanted to drain every ounce of blood from that girl’s body. ‘
• ‘ I like being a living dead person. ‘
  
• ‘ So either kill me or compel me, because I don’t believe it. ‘
• ‘ I’m a vampire. What’s your excuse? ‘
  
• ‘ Come on, don’t pout about it. We got a body to bury. ‘
  
• ‘ Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look? ‘
• ‘ What do you know about werewolves? ‘
• ‘ You knew that they were going to burn the vampires in the church? ‘
  
• ‘ So, can you like do a hocus-pocus to ace a test? ‘
  
• ‘ That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard! ‘
  
• ‘ It must be painful to desiccate and mummify. I can’t even imagine. ‘
  
• ‘ Torture me, keep me captive, drain me of blood until my body turns to dust.  ‘
  
• ‘ We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time. ‘
  
• ‘ You know, if you wanna see me naked all you have to do is ask. ‘
  
• ‘ What is up with that family? They’re not vampires, what the hell are they? ‘
  
• ‘ I’m just happy that’s a, uh– a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner. ‘
  
• ‘ At least if you’re a vampire, you don’t have to feel bad about it if you don’t want to. ‘