“My father taught me most of what I know, though my mother did teach me how to cook and how to not be an asshole to women.”
“ … mmh are you sure about that second part?”
“I am not an asshole towards women, I am very respectful.”

“My father taught me most of what I know, though my mother did teach me how to cook and how to not be an asshole to women.”
“ … mmh are you sure about that second part?”
“I am not an asshole towards women, I am very respectful.”
