[text] Explain to me why. then, when the cops tried to arrest you, you kept screaming you can’t arrest me. I’m Captain Beer.
[text]: I mean honestly, I had an ID made up and everything.
[text]: No one understands smh.
[Text]: I’m bailing your ass out Captain Beer. So you were that drunk.
[Text]: Have you at least sobered up?
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