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- I work in a hospital and when I went to check the blood bank there was someone in there stealing the blood packs??
- I thought you were just shy and allergic to garlic and was prone to sunburns, but then I came to your house in the middle of the night and you were “snacking”
- we go to night school together and we get along really well, but then you asked me out on a beach date and oh shit
- “have they invented an spf 30000000+ sunscreen yet?”
- I was out walking one night and I found an injured bat but the next morning I found some person passed out in my room instead??
- you gave me a garlic pizza and I out it without knowing and now I’m breaking out in hives
- for someone who looks like they’ll snap in the wind and fry in the sun how do you run so fast and how are you so strong?
- a vampire dating a werewolf whilst ignoring all rumours and scandals being thrown at them
- “I don’t understand why they think drinking blood is sexy, in reality it’s sticky and messy and it actually really hurts the person.”
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