Amelia and Axel <3

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General:

  • Rate the Ship –  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? – Till the end of time. They are perfect for each other. 
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? – It took a little while but once Axel let Amie in they were in love with each other. 
  • How was their first kiss? – Very heated. 

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? – Axel
  • Who is the best man/men? – Axel doesnt have anyone close to him to be his best man but he would ask Amelia’s brother. 
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? – Not sure. Maybe Amie would get Jason to get in a dress. 
  • Who did the most planning? – Amelia.
  • Who stressed the most? – Both would.
  • How fancy was the ceremony? –
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – No one really comes to mind. 

Sex:

  • Who is on top? – They take turns.
  • Who is the one to instigate things? – Both.
  • How healthy is their sex life? –
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? –
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? – They can last days. 
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Yes, they both please each other equally.
  • How rough are they in bed? –
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? –  Two, twins in their human verse. 
  • How many children will they adopt? –  None. 
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Both do it.
  • Who is the stricter parent? – Amelia. 
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Amelia. 
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Both, as they would both be up to get the kids off to school. 
  • Who is the more loved parent? – Both are loved equally by the twins. 
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both would.
  • Who cried the most at graduation? – Both, Axel would tear up at his little girl finishing school and Amie would tear up for her little boy who is no longer so little.
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Both would and then give them a stern talking to. 

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? –  Axel.
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Amelia. 
  • Who does the grocery shopping? – Both do, Amie makes sure Axel doesnt forget things or buy things he doesnt need.
  • How often do they bake desserts? – Twice a week Axel will bake something. 
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Both.
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Amie would attempt it once and then Axel would be the one to surprise her most of the time. 
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? –Amelia. 
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? – Amelia. 

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? –  Amelia.
  • Who is really against chores? – Axel, he hates cleaning.
  • Who cleans up after the pets? – Axel as most of the pets are his.
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Axel.
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Neither, or if the house is not clean Amelia may stress and yell at Axel for not cleaning. 
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Axel.

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Amie, Sometimes Axel will take a longer one than her.
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? – Axel and Amie both do it.
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – As often as they can.
  • What are their goals for the relationship? – To be together forever.
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Both are.
  • Who plays the most pranks? –Both.

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