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General:
- Rate the Ship –
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs - How long will they last? – Till the end of time. They are perfect for each other.
- How quickly did/will they fall in love? – It took a little while but once Axel let Amie in they were in love with each other.
- How was their first kiss? – Very heated.
Wedding:
- Who proposed? – Axel
- Who is the best man/men? – Axel doesnt have anyone close to him to be his best man but he would ask Amelia’s brother.
- Who is the braid’s maid(s)? – Not sure. Maybe Amie would get Jason to get in a dress.
- Who did the most planning? – Amelia.
- Who stressed the most? – Both would.
- How fancy was the ceremony? –
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. - Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – No one really comes to mind.
Sex:
- Who is on top? – They take turns.
- Who is the one to instigate things? – Both.
- How healthy is their sex life? –
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now - How kinky are they? –
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head - How long do they normally last? – They can last days.
- Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Yes, they both please each other equally.
- How rough are they in bed? –
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. - How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
- How many children will they have naturally? – Two, twins in their human verse.
- How many children will they adopt? – None.
- Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Both do it.
- Who is the stricter parent? – Amelia.
- Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Amelia.
- Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Both, as they would both be up to get the kids off to school.
- Who is the more loved parent? – Both are loved equally by the twins.
- Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both would.
- Who cried the most at graduation? – Both, Axel would tear up at his little girl finishing school and Amie would tear up for her little boy who is no longer so little.
- Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Both would and then give them a stern talking to.
Cooking:
- Who does the most cooking? – Axel.
- Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Amelia.
- Who does the grocery shopping? – Both do, Amie makes sure Axel doesnt forget things or buy things he doesnt need.
- How often do they bake desserts? – Twice a week Axel will bake something.
- Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Both.
- Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Amie would attempt it once and then Axel would be the one to surprise her most of the time.
- Who is more likely to suggest going out? –Amelia.
- Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? – Amelia.
Chores:
- Who cleans the room? – Amelia.
- Who is really against chores? – Axel, he hates cleaning.
- Who cleans up after the pets? – Axel as most of the pets are his.
- Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Axel.
- Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Neither, or if the house is not clean Amelia may stress and yell at Axel for not cleaning.
- Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Axel.
Misc:
- Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Amie, Sometimes Axel will take a longer one than her.
- Who takes the dog out for a walk? – Axel and Amie both do it.
- How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – As often as they can.
- What are their goals for the relationship? – To be together forever.
- Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Both are.
- Who plays the most pranks? –Both.